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I know it's not a collective noun, but here's a word for that feeling of excitement and expectation when pressing "confirm purchase" at the height of an attack of CUPS that feels so naughty and good, and yet ultimately leaves you feeling guilty, empty and used.

Catalogasm.

...it's always been the "your order has dispatched" e-mails that get my hind-legs quivering...

..i suppose its the online equivalent of "cuddling afterwards"...

...and the delivery floppng on the mat is the patter of tiny feet.

There's a lesson in all this, but I don't know what it is...

...then the denial "no, no! it's not mine surely...."

...when you know deep down that it is yours...

Y'know, I worry about some of you guys at times, I really do !

Tomo: Abraxus.
Very very funny, top marks.
It's nice to know I'm not alone. lol

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