Oh my God.

Paul Daniels is coming to the Empire Theatre, Halstead.
Here's the info from the Halstead Gazette, out today:
Magic Man to thrill the Empire
You'll like it, not a lot, but you'll like it.
Famous magician Paul Daniels is coming to the Empire Theatre in Halstead to give a special performance.
Daniels will be performing at the Butler Road theatre on September 25, and people are being urged to get in quick for tickets.
Tickets for his Halstead show are £12.50 and are available from the box office.
The show starts at 7.30pm.
Tickets can be bought by calling [pm me if you want the phone number] or calling in at the theatre on Monday and Friday evenings.
I can not explain how excited I am about this.

The Empire Theatre is where the theatre group I'm in performs its productions, and I have appeared on it's stage many many times over the past 7 years or so.
The Empire itself has gone through some tough changes over the last month or so - at one stage it was looking like it was closing down completely. Up until last month, the Empire was Halstead's only cinema, a single-screen cinema no less, and was losing money hand over fist. At the end of July, the decision was taken to close the place down.

To keep money rolling in, bingo is played three times a week. On a regular basis, stars of the country and western music scene play there too, also helping to bring some money in.

The local councils will be reviewing the Empire's situation at the end of this year, when it's fate will be decided. If the Empire is shut, then the amdram group I'm in won't have a venue to put on our panto!

I know a couple of people that work on the Empire Trust, and I can't believe that they've managed to secure show from Paul Daniels. I just hope the people of Halstead understand how brilliant this show is going to be.
I know I've gone on a bit about the Empire here, but please just take a look at the Empire Theatre website (link above) and you'll figure out just how desperate this struggling theatre is... Oh, and by the way, I'm appearing in 'The Edge of Darkness' - about halfway down the front page.