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by **seige** » May 23rd, '03, 13:04

Hmmm... when I started this thread, I envisaged lots of pyromaniacs replying, with tales of how they've set fire to body parts and clothes, and mamed specators for life.

I'm so glad you've not let me down! :lol:

by **magicdiscoman** » May 23rd, '03, 13:18

publick liability cost the earth :lol:

i keep my hair cut short and blacken it before a show then i can say don't practice this trick when wearing hair gell :!:

by **seige** » May 23rd, '03, 13:34

You paint a very vivid picture...

:wink:

by **magicdiscoman** » May 23rd, '03, 14:47

a picture in the mind is worth two in the bush :lol:

by **Mandrake** » May 23rd, '03, 16:20

Did you hear about the photographer's Wife - a Blonde of course - who asked him what he wanted for his birthday. When he said a Flashgun, she went out and bought him a chromium plated revolver with jewel encrusted handles.

Sorry......

(Mandrake decides not to gesture hypnotically and slopes off somewhere dark and warm. But that's enough about Victoria Beckham, thank you.)