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Self Analysis

Postby dat8962 » Nov 2nd, '05, 12:55



It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started...

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

"Well," said the director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug ... Do you want a room with or without a view?" :lol:

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Postby Tomo » Nov 2nd, '05, 13:07

Ha ha! Smashing.

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Postby SirRawlins » Nov 2nd, '05, 14:28

lol .... shal i supply my own straight jacket?

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Re: Self Analysis

Postby ace of kev » Nov 9th, '05, 18:31

dat8962 wrote:It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started...

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

"Well," said the director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug ... Do you want a room with or without a view?" :lol:


Thats a good one :D

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Postby Kryzal » Nov 14th, '05, 01:32

SirRawlins wrote:lol .... shal i supply my own straight jacket?

Rob

Must be better than that eighties shirt and tie!!!!!

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