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wona-do-the-hummer - In a PM wrote:WTF r u tlkin bout i aint no dodgy member u idiot i earn a living from doin stage preformaces in leeds at the Grand Theate so just watch what ya saying punk!

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This is going to be fun ... where shall i start my friend?

1. do NOT Personal Message me abuse, if you have somthing to say, then let people hear you.

2. do NOT say "WTF" to me ... i find it offensive! irespective of it being an abbrieviation. It is also not tollerated by the Forum Rules,

3. DO read the forum rules before you make any form of post, you would have realized that asking the secrets behind routines is not permitted.

4. do NOT use SMS abbrieviations when making posts or sending messages, this may be appropriate way to talk to your buddy's when you're all crammed into your Vauxhal Nova with that lovly clip on exhaust ... but please refrain from using it on the boards... it makes it very difficult to underastand.

5. As the "Caliber" of magician that performes in the Grand then i thought you would have respected all these concepts as they are comonly used throughout the Magic community.

6. I was'nt born untill 1984, this means i missed the 70's punk movement!

Thanks for your time ... I trust i didnt use to many big words for you to understand. i hope you'll think about what i have to say buddy ... maybe next time I'm in leeds i'll come and watch you on stage ... i could use a good laugh!

Rob

No defence of the idiot claim, I notice....

When you have a face like mine as your Avatar its difficult to defend

Rob

Ah, fair point.

Still, you could probably get work at the Grande Theate.

SirRawlins wrote:4. do NOT use SMS abbrieviations when making posts or sending messages, this may be appropriate way to talk to your buddy's when you're all crammed into your Vauxhal Nova with that lovly clip on exhaust ... but please refrain from using it on the boards... it makes it very difficult to underastand.

SirRawlins wrote:6. I was'nt born untill 1984, this means i missed the 70's punk movement!

SirRawlins wrote: ... maybe next time I'm in leeds i'll come and watch you on stage ... i could use a good laugh!

Ahhh the joys of sarcasm - I gotta say this post give me a lil' giggle

Now that's the way to deal with hecklers....Go Rob!!!
I'm still laughing at that.

hummer guy: surely if you're a magician you'd know where to buy the hummer

FANTASTIC!!!
makes me wonder how many performing stage magicians don't know how the hummer card is done though? and, of those magicians of such high caliber, how many would actually write WTF anywhere? or just generally be abusive at all. cWazy! with a capital W!

Ah, the 70's punk era (reminisces) - I was just leaving school at the age of ............. Great times - some great music.

Anyway, back to the topic............


I just can't believe that someone who's apparently performing stage magic does not know where to find out about the Hummer and has such a lack of respect for other magicians.

I'm sure wona-do isn't lying but Leeds Grand Theatre has been closed for the last 8 months:
http://www.leeds.gov.uk/GrandTheatre/

If he has been performing to empty houses then that's probably why we haven't heard of him!!

So you've managed to learn effects to perform on stage. You make a LIVING from performing... you don't have less than £10 to buy the Hummer Card? hmm.... lol

Punk do you think he is a clint eastwood fan? and what type of punk London, East coast , Westcoast. I once had a "professional" ask me to show him how to do triumph. I ve also noticed the amount of people i have met who have Brothers, Dads, Sisters , cousins. Dogs in the magic circle. I actually know more people by assoicitation in the magic circle then are in the circle now.

Also! I can imagine "Hummer" , speaking like westwood "this new trick is bustin i be poping out the aces super smoooooth style HOLLA"

I ve also noticed the amount of people i have met who have Brothers, Dads, Sisters , cousins. Dogs in the magic circle.

SO TRUE

I ve heard of this guy when i was in Leeds, The Great Sweardini , Here is his poster ok its no Thurstons do the spirits come back? but you get the idea.

"marvel at how he ask audiances if they know how to do a trick, Please note The Great Sweardini has performed in front 0's of people and one dog, in places like Burton. Matlock and the Grande Leeds during the closed season to an empty house every night. Please bring your own cards and instructions to effects 30 minutes before he goes on, so he can learn them before he appears on stage! New for the 06 season The hummer card once some one tells him how to do it. Entry is free because we couldnt charge for this we will fill guitly!"

All i do now is book that train to Leeds. Whos comming with.

I suspect we're dealing with a young chap in a hurry, but whose age is barely into double figures. Why, his father would have been in nappies when punk was sticking its whizzed out finger up at the nation and puking Special Brew in phone boxes.

Punk's not dead... it's just resting

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I take it nobody will be too sorry if this cretin is excluded from TM?