LOL
Nice excuse. But won't work.
The cards come out quite evenly and even if it gets slightly messy, easy to square off again.
I just take my cards out of my box and they are still perfect square. At least with the way I take it out. grabbing by tip of top of cards and just pulling out.
I can't really say much as I don't know this one yet but why the last two cards? OK, don't explain.

But I hope you get my point. Unless it was necessary. Again, I don't know this yet. But just in a spectators view, why?
Otherwise, yeh, take the cards out of the box quicker. As Larry said, it looks suss. I mean, the second time you took it out, it was fine. Didn't mess up too much or at all from what the camera could showed (I realised you can hide a lot of your mistakes and flashes with the camera's blurriness of poor quality. Love the camera).