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place some calogne or axe deoderant on your fingers, when you go to light them it makes a fireball. good if your not old enough to have flashpaper

Far safer (and cheaper by volume) is barbecue lighter fuel. Just a tiny amount, though. Deodorant and naked flames are quite a dangerous combination, believe me!

I never knew that an axe could need a deodorant - it's a funny old world, innit?