stevebo wrote:I've never been to a concert

....... you don't know what you're missing m8
.....Anyway on a different note, when Nickelback were on-stage, the lead singer (whatever his name is

) decided to tell a joke
(Disclaimer - Anyone under the age of.... ermm ..... I dunno, say 14 years of age, stop reading now).
He started by saying that if any parents had kids with them of 10 years of age and under - they should send them for a burger
Anyway the joke goes:
A guy, who happens to be a very keen fishing fanatic, has arranged to take his wife and dog with him on his next fishing trip. The big day arrives and his wife is having second thoughts, thinking that it's prolly gonna be as boring as hell. She tells him that she doesn't really wanna go.
The guy is obviously a lil' disappointed as he's been looking forward to this for a while now. "You can choose one of two ways to get out of this", he says. "Oral or anal". She thinks to herself, "there ain't no way he's kicking my back doors in", so she gets on her knees and gets on with it
After just a few seconds she jumps back up screaming "Oh my God man, you taste like sh*t", to which the guy replied "Oh I forgot to mention, the dog didn't wanna go fishing either".
The crowd's reply was class - all you could hear was everybody groaning
