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The most wanted trick of all time has not been released yet due to very popular demand.
Paying well for someone to do a permanent routine that won't fail ( even if you do get it wrong) The mother-In-Law vanishing trick!

Anyone who can undertake this feat will be rewarded most generously!

Regards Alchy

P.S only magicians and not mercenaries may apply!

I tried that old classic of using my mothering law as my assistant for the tiger on stage trick.

The tiger ate well

my mother-in-law hates the fact she can't work out how my card magic is done, so she has stopped coming over so regular.

so practice those card tricks until your fingers bleed then go anoy her.......

my wife did the vanishing of 25 ampules of pethidine in a 50 mill syringe then did a hary houdini (died).

my mother in law vanished without a trace, shame its not an illussion or repeatable though.

My Acquaintance Who Is Also A Great Street Magician Like Most Of You Guys Shared A Joke About His Mother In Law With Me Which Was True. He Said To Me His Mother In Law Was A collaborator Because She Always Used To Cheat On His Father. One Day She Came Home Walked Into The Living Room And Said “Hello My Little Debris Magic Man” To Him, He Used To Hate When She Said That To Him But One Dat He Had Enough, One Day At The Family Table He Said Out Loud After She Had Affronted Him “Who Was That Guy I Sawed You With Last Night”. But Now My Friends My Friend Has Gone Of To Do All Sorts...Heh.

“Who Was That Guy I Sawed You With Last Night”. But Now My Friends My Friend Has Gone Of To Do All Sorts...Heh.

methinks i lost something in the translation, you say your location is earth are you a recent visitor to our planet, this may explain your perpetual style born of ages.

perhaps also a pm to mog concerning the history of the window trick would help things along.

your language is elequaint and well constructed, bear with us if we don't get you straight away, some of us me included are still trying to get to grips with thinking and typing at the same time.