You asked for something SIMILAR to Electric Touch. That means you want something that can shock people. If you wanted something easy to do that can impress people why didn't you say so instead of bringing Electric Touch into the matter.
Bravo EckoZero!
This forum can be a very nice place but when somebody like you comes along who is being not only stupid but also actively hostile, you are going to be attacked. And it's fair. If you would apologize to all concerned and clarify your points then I'm sure we can put this thread behind us. Of course, you're going to attack me for that last point. Because people are like that.

Kati
Edit: and hopefully this thread can now be left to die. Sorry for making another post. Mods, ban away!