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by Ted » Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:56 pm
SamGurney wrote:I hope I understand this game and I have no idea if this has already been said because me, being lazy, I haven't read the 689 pages of this thread. Anyway, on the thread about bobo coin magic I found this on the first page, I couldn't resist.
Two Pennies one Leg".
So immature.
Oh, that old chestnut! Please read the other 689 pages, for goodness' sake!
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by Flash » Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:56 pm
thebigcheese wrote: "Oooh, they're so slippy and well made"
Why I didn't think anyone would notice...
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by kolm » Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:34 pm
Flash wrote:I do hope you are medically qualified to undertake such action...
No. Better call A&E and tell them to get the rubber gloves, lubricant and bucket ready
Don't even think about bingo'ing that!
"People who hail from Manchester cannot possibly be upper class and therefore should not use silly pretentious words"
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by greedoniz » Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:36 pm
daveswba wrote: Or should I splash on on Coinvexed?
only if you want sticky coins
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by bmat » Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:33 pm
Beardy wrote:
I would need it to be reliable over an extended period of time. If so then I have been missing out!
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by Robbie » Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:45 am
Lady of Mystery wrote:We all like a good climax.
Jeez, Lommy, you're only just back home and already talking dirty?
"Magic teaches us how to lie without guilt." --Eugene Burger
"Hi, Robbie!" --Derren Brown
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by Robbie » Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:29 pm
All right, it's not from this forum or even anything to do with magic, but I had to share this children's storybook from
Failblog:
"Magic teaches us how to lie without guilt." --Eugene Burger
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by Mr_Grue » Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:30 pm
Um. Surely fake? The text makes no sense...
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by Mandrake » Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:31 pm
JD wrote:Argh! Sold out!
(Just say it out loud.... 
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by Robbie » Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:18 pm
Mr_Grue wrote:Um. Surely fake? The text makes no sense...
I can get some sense out of it, especially in conjunction with the picture. Ben's been blowing up the raft, is out of puff, and can't do much more. Jen's refusing to help, possibly because she's in the middle of putting on her life jacket. "Moaned" is especially unfortunate, but Jen might be the sort of whiny character commonly found in children's books (who will, of course, learn her lesson by the end of the story).
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by greedoniz » Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:59 am
bronz wrote: (I've come across one already but not the others) and I might take you up on the pump Jeff.
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I feel a bit queasy....perverts!
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by SamGurney » Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:10 pm
I love fail blog. I am sure there was a magic one not too long ago.
''To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in another's.'' Dostoevsky's Razumihin.
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by spooneythegoon » Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:12 pm
themagicwand wrote:oh stop it.
Spooneythegoon
Look at my avatar. If you know what that is, then you are on the awesome list!
(see doves head)
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by themagicwand » Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:22 pm
spooneythegoon wrote:themagicwand wrote:oh stop it.
matron.
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by kolm » Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:49 pm
Craig Browning wrote:Is my dirty old man showing?
Yes. Remember to double check before you leave the little boy's room
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