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Postby Ted » Mar 10th, '10, 00:56



SamGurney wrote:I hope I understand this game and I have no idea if this has already been said because me, being lazy, I haven't read the 689 pages of this thread. Anyway, on the thread about bobo coin magic I found this on the first page, I couldn't resist.
Two Pennies one Leg".

So immature.


Oh, that old chestnut! Please read the other 689 pages, for goodness' sake!

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Postby Flash » Mar 10th, '10, 17:56

thebigcheese wrote: "Oooh, they're so slippy and well made"


Why I didn't think anyone would notice...

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Postby kolm » Mar 12th, '10, 19:34

Flash wrote:I do hope you are medically qualified to undertake such action...

No. Better call A&E and tell them to get the rubber gloves, lubricant and bucket ready

Don't even think about bingo'ing that!

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Postby greedoniz » Mar 22nd, '10, 13:36

daveswba wrote: Or should I splash on on Coinvexed?


only if you want sticky coins

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Postby bmat » Mar 22nd, '10, 17:33

Beardy wrote:
I would need it to be reliable over an extended period of time. If so then I have been missing out!



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Postby Robbie » Mar 24th, '10, 11:45

Lady of Mystery wrote:We all like a good climax.

Jeez, Lommy, you're only just back home and already talking dirty?

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Postby Robbie » Mar 25th, '10, 14:29

All right, it's not from this forum or even anything to do with magic, but I had to share this children's storybook from Failblog:

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Postby Mr_Grue » Mar 25th, '10, 16:30

Um. Surely fake? The text makes no sense...

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Postby Mandrake » Mar 25th, '10, 17:31

JD wrote:Argh! Sold out! :(

(Just say it out loud.... :D )

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Postby Robbie » Mar 26th, '10, 13:18

Mr_Grue wrote:Um. Surely fake? The text makes no sense...

I can get some sense out of it, especially in conjunction with the picture. Ben's been blowing up the raft, is out of puff, and can't do much more. Jen's refusing to help, possibly because she's in the middle of putting on her life jacket. "Moaned" is especially unfortunate, but Jen might be the sort of whiny character commonly found in children's books (who will, of course, learn her lesson by the end of the story).

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Postby greedoniz » Mar 29th, '10, 11:59

bronz wrote: (I've come across one already but not the others) and I might take you up on the pump Jeff.

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I feel a bit queasy....perverts!

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Postby SamGurney » Mar 29th, '10, 18:10

I love fail blog. I am sure there was a magic one not too long ago.

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Postby spooneythegoon » Mar 29th, '10, 18:12

themagicwand wrote:oh stop it.


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Postby themagicwand » Mar 29th, '10, 18:22

spooneythegoon wrote:
themagicwand wrote:oh stop it.

matron.

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Postby kolm » Mar 31st, '10, 18:49

Craig Browning wrote:Is my dirty old man showing? :oops:

Yes. Remember to double check before you leave the little boy's room

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