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I must admit I've never heard that before. My brother often rides down the street in full clown regalia playing his ukelale, and I reckon that's pretty distracting. I've walked down the street before wearing a flying helmet, handlebar moustache and bright red rocketpack with yellow wings, saluting cars as I go (including a police car or two) and haven't had any trouble.
I guess you must have just met a grumpy copper...

That's some funny stuff flash i have only been on my unicycle a few times now but i can go about 8 metres, flailing my arms and wobbling all over the place before dramatically flying in slow-motion towards the cold, hard ground but instantlky cluthcing the seat before i do so.