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VoodooMick wrote:

Palmer Eldritch wrote:Two snowmen in a field...
One turns to the other and says... "Can you smell carrots?"

I don't get this joke.

Lol seriously??

Man walks into a bakery and asks for a loaf of bread. Man behind the counter says white or brown? He says it doesn't matter, I've got the bike outside!

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LeftEye wrote:

VoodooMick wrote:

Palmer Eldritch wrote:Two snowmen in a field...
One turns to the other and says... "Can you smell carrots?"

I don't get this joke.

Lol seriously??

Man walks into a bakery and asks for a loaf of bread. Man behind the counter says white or brown? He says it doesn't matter, I've got the bike outside!

Is it something to do with the fact that you use a carrot for the nose of a snowman? This is the third time I've thought about this joke and if that's all it is then I'm afraid I don't really find it funny.
But then again, I don't get the bakery joke either. Sniff. Oh well. I feel really stoopid now!

I don;t get the bakery joke either

but the snowman joke is the fact about carrot noses

The bakery joke is a classic. Tell it down the pub and immediately walk off to get a drink. When you come back people will still be talking about it. Makes me chuckle

Blapsing_Beard wrote:I don;t get the bakery joke either

but the snowman joke is the fact about carrot noses

Fair enuff, but that isn't exactly funny then is it. Is it?
And I've just told the Bakery joke to someone and it went over their head too. Sorry.

Rite this is my mega-favourite joke of all time...

What were Elthred-the-Unready's last words?

"What... Now?"

You need to know your Viking histroy for this to make sense though.
(I love it)

unfortunately i lack the vital viking knowledge to truly appreciate that joke...

Neither is VoodooMick's... he wasn't actually a Viking but a king of England, who defended against the Vikings

Don't understand the bread one though - care to explain anyone? Is it to do with the fact that it'll look brown by the time he gets home anyway?

The Bread joke is a classic.

to stop you all having a christmas breakdown, the "it's alright, i've got my bike outside..."

were a series of jokes from the 70s and 80s, where you'd start off a normal gag, "a man walkings into a dentists and..." kinda one, and you'd always finish off with "it's alright, i've got my bike outside..."

it had no rhyme nor reason to it...it fitted as any punchline...

even though it wasnt really funny anyway - it was supposed to get funnier the more you did it...and confuse more and more people as you went along...

explaining jokes never really works does it..anyway, it's alright, i've got my bike outside...

I STILL DONT GET THE BREAD ONE!! :'(

joecarr14 wrote:I STILL DONT GET THE BREAD ONE!! :'(

it is explained in the post above yours

joecarr14 wrote:I STILL DONT GET THE BREAD ONE!! :'(

It's alright, you've got your bike outside...

sleightlycrazy wrote:

joecarr14 wrote:I STILL DONT GET THE BREAD ONE!! :'(

It's alright, you've got your bike outside...

I told this to a guy earlier...

he didn;t get it...

I went home after that with my tail between my legs...I had my bike outside