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Children swear? you are dead right mandrake thinking about it Jerry would be the perfect guy to sort them out as many a children's entertainer has gone through hell I can remember about five years ago when a nice little boy started to fire a pea shooter at me while I was performing close-up for the adults, mind you I could do anything with the cards & coins when the adults turned around.

I can just picture it:

'Now then, little boy, stop flicking jelly at me and get in this box. You see the nice, sharp power saw I'm holding? Well......'

(Hee Hee!)