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i remember as a yooooof, in my teens, a mate of mine clippered off all his hair (thankfully he didnt show me), and i mean everything...

he reckons thats why he's such a hairy old sasquatch nowadays...

i have to get rid of my unibrow by careful plucking...its annoying being hirsute though, having to shave everyday, sometimes twice if you're going out somewhere posh...

that's why i have some kind of facial hair going on, just less to shave...i've started to get flecks of grey now in my chin part of my beard...and if i concentrate, i get a full grown beard (with proper coverage) in a week...i've often wondered what would happen if i just Immac'd my face...would the hair ever grow back?

This thread will need a Government Health Warning before long....

Tomo wrote:If you do it to your chest hair, you can do a spot of "manscaping" - that is, cutting designs into the stubble. It'd make for an interesting revelation of a force card!

perhaps I should try that

I remember seeing a girl at a fancy dress party once, bald headed and totally nude apart from black boots and black gloves. She came as the five of spades....

(Sorry, very very sorry.....)

i think i was at that party Mandrake, did you see the bald-headed one legged man covered in sugar-syrup? he went as lollipop...

Mandrake wrote:I remember seeing a girl at a fancy dress party once, bald headed and totally nude apart from black boots and black gloves. She came as the five of spades....

I'd have preferred the two of hearts.

This bloke came up to me at a fancy dress party. He had a bald hed painted yellow and a mouthful of custard.

"What have you come as?" I asked.

He spat his custard at me and said, "a spot..."

(my coat's the one with the mittens threaded through the sleeves on some elastic...)

HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

That's great ^

Is it true???

I imagine he did it everytime someone hugged him. That's so wrong.

if it is, was it John Belushi?

aaah animal house, that film always produces a warm glow, especially the horse-kidnap scene...

I used to wear eyeliner and stuff while on the stage too, and I'm proud!