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Postby Wills » May 22nd, '07, 13:38



What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association

Can anybody please help me? I'm having terrible problems controlling my streetmagic- I can't walk down a street without turning into a pub.
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Postby Matt Charming » May 22nd, '07, 13:52

Man Catches Crocodile

A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire."
The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground."

So the crocodile bit his legs off.

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Postby Anaryn » May 22nd, '07, 16:44

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other, do you know how to drive this thing?

A fish is swimming quite happily and hits a wall, dam!

What did batman say to robin before he got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin!

Whats a snowmans favourite cereal? Snowflakes!!

A man saves an elephant from poaches. Twenty years later he goes the circus and sees an elephant. He goes up to him and gets trodden to death. Different elephant.

Man goes into a chip shop with a fish under his arm. He asks the assistant 'Do you do fish cakes?', the assistant replies 'Yes', 'great, it's his birthday'.

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Postby Matt Charming » May 22nd, '07, 19:49

And In A Year I'll Be Five

A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground.
"I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted.

"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."

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Postby monker59 » May 23rd, '07, 01:16

Wills wrote:What does DNA stand for?


Deoxyribonucleic Acid! Oh wait, it was part of a joke. :oops:

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Postby Michael Kras » May 23rd, '07, 01:20

Credits for this joke go to my friend, illusion builder Ken McCreedy:

(When being heckled by a woman)- WOW, it's not even baseball season and alrady the bags are loaded!

Bad, I know.

This onewas coined by Aldo Columbini:

"My parents are full-time food critics. Thye wnted me to become one too, but I wanted to become a magician. There was no way I was going to follow in THEIR fat-steps!"

Hope you enjoyed.

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