by Anaryn » May 22nd, '07, 16:44
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other, do you know how to drive this thing?
A fish is swimming quite happily and hits a wall, dam!
What did batman say to robin before he got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin!
Whats a snowmans favourite cereal? Snowflakes!!
A man saves an elephant from poaches. Twenty years later he goes the circus and sees an elephant. He goes up to him and gets trodden to death. Different elephant.
Man goes into a chip shop with a fish under his arm. He asks the assistant 'Do you do fish cakes?', the assistant replies 'Yes', 'great, it's his birthday'.