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Postby IAIN » Feb 13th, '09, 22:36



MagicMan43 wrote:i was wondering if you have room for another member.


so polite of you to ask first....

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Postby IAIN » Feb 14th, '09, 22:23

Stubbins wrote:Father-in-Law has suggested waiting around for the beat the wand thing.


and

Stubbins wrote:Any takers?


you're a busy bee...

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Postby FairieSnuff » Feb 16th, '09, 16:35

daleshrimpton wrote:i can never get enough

a little slit or two in the right place, and you have the perfect peek .


Always knew you were a peeker !!

(Sorry Dale couldnt resist this one ...)

F x

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Postby Replicant » Feb 16th, '09, 18:29

FairieSnuff wrote:Dale couldnt resist


So the rumours are true.

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Postby IAIN » Feb 16th, '09, 22:36

AnonymousZC wrote: is it meant to be quite tight?


if you're very lucky...

or very nervous...

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Postby MickyScouse » Feb 17th, '09, 14:31

flashman wrote:Now all my black t-shirts, shirts, trousers, socks are covered in white flecks (and I mean covered!!)


Mind your aim next time :P

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Postby pcwells » Feb 17th, '09, 18:35

FairieSnuff wrote:Please dont dare me Mr Wandy .... you keep getting me into trouble !!!


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Postby Harry Guinness » Feb 17th, '09, 23:08

Blapsing_Beard wrote:she's hot! I wouldn't mind forking her......


;)


Okay I'm not sure this really counts as inuendo given it's well bloody blatant!!! But I'll stick it here anyway!!!!!

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Postby IAIN » Feb 17th, '09, 23:27

Harry Guinness wrote:But I'll stick it here anyway!!!!!


gloryholetastic!

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Postby kolm » Feb 17th, '09, 23:34

Magic Chris wrote:Er thats a hard one (lol)

Let me have my obvious ones!

"People who hail from Manchester cannot possibly be upper class and therefore should not use silly pretentious words"
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Postby daleshrimpton » Feb 18th, '09, 00:39

IAIN wrote:
Harry Guinness wrote:But I'll stick it here anyway!!!!!


gloryholetastic!


he also wrote.....
My going rate for a snatch is 5 grand, interested?


you're like Yoda.you dont say much, but what you do say is worth listening to....
Greg Wilson about.... Me.
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Postby IAIN » Feb 18th, '09, 00:41

thats edited! thats cheating!

Farlsborough wrote:don't just satisfy yourself


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Postby Farlsborough » Feb 18th, '09, 00:44

Precisely, it's very rude. Satisfy everyone else first :lol:

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Postby Harry Guinness » Feb 18th, '09, 01:10

daleshrimpton wrote:
IAIN wrote:
Harry Guinness wrote:But I'll stick it here anyway!!!!!


gloryholetastic!


he also wrote.....
My going rate for a snatch is 5 grand, interested?


Editing is most definetly cheating!!! Otherwise why bother with the editing and just quote something they didn't say:

daleshrimpton wrote:ummmm titties


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Postby moonbeam » Feb 19th, '09, 00:00

OrderD29 referring to the fast-approaching Blackpool convention ......

OrderD29 wrote:It's come around quickly. I'm quite excited now


QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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