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Postby taffy » Mar 28th, '09, 19:06



moonbeam wrote:This was just screaming out to be put in this thread ........

taffy wrote:I know theres Doggy style out there


:lol: :lol:

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Postby Reverend Tristan » Mar 29th, '09, 21:15

From the same thread

FairieSnuff wrote:Small enough to whack in a box or something...


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby daleshrimpton » Mar 30th, '09, 08:54

Demitri wrote:Lying in bed, playing a bit of poker - I was flipping it.

Always nice to see a master at work.


call it what ever you want...
It's nice to hear that your good at it. :lol:

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Postby Replicant » Mar 30th, '09, 11:18

XBRCBR wrote...

Image

Quit yer boasting.

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Postby daleshrimpton » Mar 30th, '09, 12:26

Robbie

Wow. The only thing we could find late last night was "Mega Snake"

tut-tut Robbie. :lol:

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Mar 31st, '09, 14:18

Mr_Grue wrote:without necessarily drawing any kind of direct attention to it. TotallyMental's bottom card flash is a great example of this.


Well I think I'll just take your word for that :shock:

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Postby kolm » Apr 2nd, '09, 19:52

Tomo wrote:Oooh look. A rise from Mark Lewis. :lol:

Of all people..?

"People who hail from Manchester cannot possibly be upper class and therefore should not use silly pretentious words"
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Postby russpie » Apr 4th, '09, 11:56

Thaumaturge wrote:Lady of Mystery, what kind of length do you find is best
;-)

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Postby FairieSnuff » Apr 4th, '09, 17:45

PCWells wrote
An appearing crack is more credible than a disappearing crack.


Depends on whose crack it is ?...

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Postby kolm » Apr 6th, '09, 19:31

Jean Eugene Roberts wrote:don't wander around asking random people to hold your fly.

That's some good advice there, Jean

"People who hail from Manchester cannot possibly be upper class and therefore should not use silly pretentious words"
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Postby IAIN » Apr 6th, '09, 21:15

queen of clubs wrote:Now you know how we feel when you start spouting.


thats hard to swallow...

myself wrote:thats hard to swallow...


ad infinitum

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Postby Ian The Magic-Ian » Apr 6th, '09, 21:47

Im sliding it over the middle and ringfinger. And to get the **** to slide over I have to stretch them out a little bit (middle and ring sticking up over the d*ck when holding mechanics) . When I strecht out the fingers the pinky follows and I loose...


Ah the power of a few asterisks... :lol:

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Postby queen of clubs » Apr 6th, '09, 22:59

Ian The Magic-Ian wrote:Ah the po*** of a few as**risks... :lol:


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Postby Ian The Magic-Ian » Apr 6th, '09, 23:02

:lol:

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Postby Jean » Apr 7th, '09, 03:34

kolm wrote:
Jean Eugene Roberts wrote:don't wander around asking random people to hold your fly.

That's some good advice there, Jean


Does it count if I was being slightly facetious?

Also should people post innuendos from the innuendo thread? Won't that make it unreasonably long?

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