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Postby moonbeam » Mar 8th, '09, 17:10



Eigen wrote:Hi, I'm Eigen, I'm male but its hard to tell


..... I won't ask why :roll: .

QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby beetlejuiceecis » Mar 8th, '09, 18:32

moonbeam wrote:
Eigen wrote:Hi, I'm Eigen, I'm male but its hard to tell


..... I won't ask why :roll: .


Bingo'd in an Introduction? You'll fit right in!

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Postby FairieSnuff » Mar 8th, '09, 18:39

beetlejuiceecis wrote:You'll fit right in!


Well i dont like to brag ....

F x

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Postby kolm » Mar 10th, '09, 00:57

Jean Eugene Roberts wrote:I'll be careful to ... avoid getting it out in churches.

Perhaps a wise decision

"People who hail from Manchester cannot possibly be upper class and therefore should not use silly pretentious words"
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Postby Jean » Mar 10th, '09, 01:32

I find that highly unfair, misquoting me like that.

I'm always happy to get THAT out in churches.

Invoke not reason. In the end it is too small a deity.
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Postby kolm » Mar 10th, '09, 01:34

Jean Eugene Roberts wrote:I find that highly unfair, misquoting me like that.

I prefer to use the term 'edited' :)

I'm always happy to get THAT out in churches.

*blink*

"People who hail from Manchester cannot possibly be upper class and therefore should not use silly pretentious words"
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Postby Jean » Mar 10th, '09, 01:37

daleshrimpton wrote:
I dont mind a bit of geordie tongue now and again :lol:


Come on dale, be honest. You where hoping to be bingoed there.

Invoke not reason. In the end it is too small a deity.
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Postby Replicant » Mar 11th, '09, 09:57

Spanky wrote:By the way the rabbit is starting to freak me out abit :lol:


Try changing the batteries. Works for me.

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Postby taffy » Mar 11th, '09, 10:00

Replicant wrote:
Spanky wrote:By the way the rabbit is starting to freak me out abit :lol:


Try changing the batteries. Works for me.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Jordan C » Mar 14th, '09, 19:35

the Curator wrote:No problemo, you plug it wherever you want... :twisted:
(If you plug it in another hole, you'll scream from pain and will open your mouth. It works in any condition...)


w00t

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Postby IAIN » Mar 17th, '09, 17:16

Lady of Mystery wrote:so much easier because you're better able to feel the ends.


8)

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Postby IAIN » Mar 17th, '09, 18:03

FairieSnuff wrote:Me and my secret partner are now officially entered


:arrow: :arrow: :arrow:

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Postby FairieSnuff » Mar 17th, '09, 18:07

:roll:

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Postby Robbie » Mar 18th, '09, 12:25

Lady of Mystery wrote:I actualy like the hard feeling.


"Magic teaches us how to lie without guilt." --Eugene Burger
"Hi, Robbie!" "May your mischief be spread." --Derren Brown
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Postby queen of clubs » Mar 18th, '09, 23:47

FRK wrote:I have had Nyman


"Some of those that burn crosses are the same that hold office" - Zack de la Rocha
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