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Postby MagicalSmithy » May 17th, '09, 15:09



Farlsborough wrote:There's a joke about a little prick in here somewhere... :roll:




Well My first name is Justin.

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Postby Lawrence » May 21st, '09, 12:15

Mark Waddington wrote:Reminds me of Queen...

"What Queen?"


Or, for more of a bingo follow up....
Yeah, you remind me of a Queen too :wink:

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Postby Wishmaster » May 22nd, '09, 18:59

philipsw wrote:my wife is getting a little worried because I keep sniffing it every time I put something in or take something out of it

:shock:

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Postby Wishmaster » May 22nd, '09, 19:01

philipsw wrote:Can't say too much more without exposing
:shock: :shock:

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Postby moonbeam » May 23rd, '09, 14:36

FairieSnuff wrote:I dont have one to give though... so its open to anyone who wants to jump in....


Really ???

QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby queen of clubs » May 24th, '09, 03:47

Dragons pearl Vs Up the Ante


You sicken me.

"Some of those that burn crosses are the same that hold office" - Zack de la Rocha
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Postby kolm » May 24th, '09, 15:10

Lenoir wrote:Someone was watching BBC 2 last night!

Ooh behave!

"People who hail from Manchester cannot possibly be upper class and therefore should not use silly pretentious words"
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Postby kolm » May 25th, '09, 19:41

heronjester wrote:Or is that leaving it wide open?

I don't think he'll complain

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Postby Replicant » May 28th, '09, 23:45

Tomo wrote:*Sigh* Yeah....


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Postby kolm » May 29th, '09, 20:03

Tomo wrote:Hurrah! About half an hour ago, a hot and sweaty postie handed me a parcel containing lots of Sempertex balloons and associated pump. Not knowing which to get, I got 160s and I think I should have got 260s. Never mind.

The urge to knock off early is overwhelming...


Just don't do the balloon modelling for children, tomo

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Postby Replicant » May 29th, '09, 20:29

Looks like Tomo has received more spam in his inbox and couldn't resist placing an order. And I ain't talking about conjuring politicians, either. ;)

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Postby IAIN » May 30th, '09, 10:43

dat8962 wrote:9 or 12 as anything larger would be a very tight fit.


:shock: i suppose you are 6ft 7"

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Postby Totally Mental » May 31st, '09, 11:35

MagicalSmithy wrote:Learned how to work my ring......


Amazing what you can learn at the London meets.....

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Postby MagicalSmithy » May 31st, '09, 11:53

Totally Mental wrote:
MagicalSmithy wrote:Learned how to work my ring......


Amazing what you can learn at the London meets.....



He he I layed the bait I was curious how long it would take some one to bite the hook. Thanks.

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Postby MagicalSmithy » May 31st, '09, 12:05

penguin wrote:Hi ....... I'm very inexperienced and do not get a chance to play with people very often.......

Ummm, I don't really know what else to say.


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