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Postby sleightlycrazy » Apr 13th, '08, 18:45



bronz wrote:performance clips are suspiciously rare compared to other types of penetration.


Currently Reading "House of Mystery" (Abbott, Teller), Tarbell, Everything I can on busking
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Postby EckoZero » Apr 16th, '08, 14:35

proteus wrote:It's already in the office, wrapped up and waiting. I can hear it calling to me from my secretary's drawers. :shock:


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Postby EckoZero » Apr 16th, '08, 16:30

Wills wrote:break into your secretary's drawers.


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Postby Marvo Marky » Apr 19th, '08, 18:54

Replicant wrote:Pull yourself

I normally get someone else to do it.


:D

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Postby Marvo Marky » Apr 23rd, '08, 13:45

magicmal wrote:3-4 times longer than anything I have found here in the uk!

Good grief. Which country is this?

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Postby MickyScouse » Apr 23rd, '08, 14:19

connor o'connor wrote:but more probable to be the lower bush on the front


(My 100th post btw!)

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Postby Marvo Marky » Apr 23rd, '08, 14:26

connor o'connor wrote:lower bush

I didn't realise there was more than one.

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Postby Marvo Marky » Apr 23rd, '08, 14:32

spudgun wrote:its probably your bush, they will probably want to do the pair.

And again! What have I been missing all these years?

spudgun wrote:front bushes

That's it. I've lost count.

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Postby Mandrake » Apr 24th, '08, 09:35

spudgun wrote:have a little prediction in a wee bottle
Doesn't the prediciton get a bit damp :wink: ?

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Postby moonbeam » Apr 24th, '08, 15:02

abraxus wrote:i think its the frontal flange...


Can I have a look (just to make sure it is :shock: ).

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If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby Marvo Marky » Apr 25th, '08, 17:45

25jai wrote:I happen to play with anything that in my hands since i was small, .... Just help me to relax a bit. Is it that distracting? show i try to cut it down?

Yes, it's against the law.

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Postby Beardy » Apr 26th, '08, 20:08

Magicbox wrote:You borrow a finger ring from a spectator


be sure to give it back ;)

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Postby Marvo Marky » May 1st, '08, 09:54

Adrian Morgan wrote:turn pink and start growing fluffy hair all over them

We all go through it, Adrian. There's no shame in being a late starter.

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Postby MickyScouse » May 2nd, '08, 13:38

jpshipp wrote:I have quite small hands and I find my fingers just arent long enough for some tequniques


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Postby MickyScouse » May 2nd, '08, 13:39

Tomo wrote:it makes a lot of sense to get used to the larger size.


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