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by **Replicant** » May 24th, '08, 00:59

queen of clubs wrote:...I don't concentrate on it too hard when I thumb my box flap open.

by **Lenoir** » May 24th, '08, 10:30

Beat me too it replicant!

by **majortom** » May 24th, '08, 15:10

Brilliant

by **Beardy** » May 25th, '08, 17:31

Wild Card wrote:Beat me too...replicant!

by **Replicant** » May 25th, '08, 19:14

by **Lenoir** » May 25th, '08, 19:54

Wild Card wrote:
Beat me too...replicant!

Your worse than the misquoters at The Sun!

by **Beardy** » May 25th, '08, 20:27

Wild Card wrote: Your worse than Miss Quote!

by **IAIN** » May 25th, '08, 20:50

Blapsing_Beard wrote:i am cheap and easy - and often found hanging around soho offering "fresh chicken"

by **Bigtone53** » May 26th, '08, 21:24

Blapsing_Beard wrote:
i am cheap and easy - and often found hanging around soho offering "fresh chicken"

This is innuendo ? - apart from the most obvious 'innuendo' connection

by **queen of clubs** » May 26th, '08, 21:44

Bigtone53 wrote:
Blapsing_Beard wrote:
i am cheap and easy - and often found hanging around soho offering "fresh chicken"

This is innuendo ? - apart from the most obvious 'innuendo' connection

Maybe he was offering it in French.

by **Bigtone53** » May 26th, '08, 22:19

Mais oui! Comprendit.

by **IAIN** » May 26th, '08, 22:30

jokes arent funny if you have to explain them..

if you look at word beardy does on this thread, he takes a normal quote, and tampers with the wording so you get a very vague innuendo...so i completely tampered with the quote to make him say something which he never did at all...

apart from in private...

anyway, I'm going back to my book - which is showing me how to insert my little finger into the rear, then flick off the top set and follow it up by inserting my thumb underneath it...

bon chance!

by **Beardy** » May 26th, '08, 23:10

abraxus wrote:anyway, I'm going back to my book - which is showing me how to insert my little finger into the rear, then flick off the top set and follow it up by inserting my thumb underneath it...

bon chance!

Is that how you do it?

I would normally take each section as it comes, before pulling it out of its original position, then taking it and shoving it an alternate position, to allow the activity to continue in a wholesome and satisfyingly good, fun, enjoyable way!

by **IAIN** » May 26th, '08, 23:27

i was taught at school by a teacher, and they said to insert both fingers at once, and slowly pull it open...and then release as you shuffle off...

Blapsing_Beard wrote:Though cannabis is good, and i would recomend getting it eventually anyways, if you were to go for but one - go for mr green!

druggie!

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