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Postby Lawrence » Jun 25th, '08, 18:39



Agecroft wrote:
Farlsborough wrote: you hold it lightly and give it a shake.


Tips from a master!
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Postby Replicant » Jun 26th, '08, 14:02

themagicwand wrote:...I've more than a little Indian inside me...


:shock:

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Postby k88 » Jun 26th, '08, 14:23

TargetZero wrote:-even the "hard and bad" lads. Good old smack in the gob it was back then..........


TargetZero wrote:I feel so much better now - thank you Bronz!!!!!


Sorry target zero, just so many :wink:

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Postby daleshrimpton » Jun 27th, '08, 10:20

if this has been posted before sory, but Lady of mystery's...


he'll be upstairs oiling something or adjusting something else. Come the weekends


is very funny.

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Postby Lawrence » Jun 27th, '08, 10:40

daleshrimpton wrote:
Come


is very funny.


oh... Mercy!

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Postby cymru1991 » Jun 30th, '08, 22:24

Allen Tipton wrote:Loosen up the arms for 7 or 8 minutes, gently before entering the venue. Easily done in the toilet.


#Cough# INNUENDO #Cough#

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Postby Lenoir » Jul 1st, '08, 11:06

Allen Tipton wrote:
Loosen up the arms for 7 or 8 minutes, gently before entering the venue. Easily done in the toilet.


#Cough# INNUENDO #Cough#


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Postby Lawrence » Jul 1st, '08, 12:26

seige wrote:My wife acts as my 'sub-PA', and she's a total ass


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Postby Lady of Mystery » Jul 1st, '08, 12:50

he's a dirty one, that seige :D

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Postby IAIN » Jul 2nd, '08, 22:21

Lawrence wrote:If anyone has anything else small i'd appreciate it, 100MWTWAT would be nice.


a hundred mega-wat WHAT?! that would brighten anyone's day up...

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Postby Lawrence » Jul 3rd, '08, 08:37

abraxus wrote:
Lawrence wrote:If anyone has anything else small i'd appreciate it, 100MWTWAT would be nice.


a hundred mega-wat WHAT?! that would brighten anyone's day up...

It's the scaled down version of the 1.21 jigawatt one.
and what're you doing lurking in our meeting thread?

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Postby queen of clubs » Jul 8th, '08, 23:23

I.D wrote:I got an email from a woman I met recently and she wants me do her


8)

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Postby Replicant » Jul 9th, '08, 21:35

robstanley1 wrote:Bum...I quite fancy one as well now


I know the feeling, mate, I know the feeling.

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Postby I.D » Jul 9th, '08, 22:41

queen of clubs wrote:
I.D wrote:I got an email from a woman I met recently and she wants me do her


8)


are you jealous Queeny? ;)

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Postby I.D » Jul 9th, '08, 22:46

IAIN wrote:offer your services as a dogsbody, calm yourself down and adapt , there's alot relying on lots of things being in place but have everything rigged up and ready, and a swimming pool, and enough passers by interested to watch, and everything else on top of that...just in case someone happens to be passing...


Good advice if your trying to start up a porn career :lol:

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