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by **Beardy** » May 26th, '08, 23:36

OK - that was a good one!

(and dont go quoting that!)

by **greedoniz** » May 27th, '08, 11:28

Agecroft wrote: spread easy on a pool table when i've done stuff in a bar?

You'll get yourself a reputation if your not careful

by **RobMagic** » May 29th, '08, 17:31

Wild Card wrote:I can imagine myself .............. w*nking and going insane though.

Yes my last job was at the sun and i didn't add any words

by **Lenoir** » May 29th, '08, 17:40

Haha, whats more, that literally is on par with the sun.

by **Lady of Mystery** » May 30th, '08, 09:11

gh256 wrote:I'm interested in where else you could place the gimmick, the current position is not suited to me.

What more can I say? :lol:

by **Beardy** » May 30th, '08, 13:52

Bronz wrote:I'm very, very gay

by **queen of clubs** » May 30th, '08, 18:44

magicpaul wrote:Chris, I may be interested in your balls.

You're probably not the only one :p

by **Lawrence** » May 30th, '08, 22:38

queen of clubs wrote:
magicpaul wrote:Chris, I may be interested in your balls.

You're probably not the only one :p

It's true

by **cymru1991** » May 30th, '08, 23:24

[quote=Lady of Mystery]Anyone help me find what I'm after?[/quote]

Surely that sort of question is better suited to a small card in a phone box?

by **taffy** » Jun 3rd, '08, 18:29

Lady Of Mystery wrote

if he's not out riding, he'll be upstairs oiling something

OOOh missus, Couldn't resist this, sorry Lomster!

by **magicdiscoman** » Jun 3rd, '08, 18:34

Quote:
if he's not out riding, he'll be upstairs oiling something

OOOh missus, Couldn't resist this, sorry Lomster!

unfortunatly it won't be the nipple lomie wants it to be. :oops:

by **Lawrence** » Jun 4th, '08, 13:33

Farlsborough wrote:Who comes first? Some women

by **Marvo Marky** » Jun 4th, '08, 14:43

Maic Chris wrote:So my box is slighlty warped

That'll need surgery.

by **Lenoir** » Jun 4th, '08, 17:29

but then again, I'm tight.

Lomster

by **Replicant** » Jun 4th, '08, 17:50

Wild Card wrote:
but then again, I'm tight.

Lomster

Young man, do get a grip of yourself.

(Do you see what I did there? Eh?)

innuendo bingo