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This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you
owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your
total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


Smoked pot -- £10
Did acid -- £5
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to
you -- £40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Ever drove and drank -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close
friend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25
Stole something -- £10
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Made a nasty home video -- £15
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in the wild -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
Peed in the pool -- £0.50
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25


To get the ball rolling my fine is..... £350.60

LOL - I feel quite pure, at a measly £280.00 - good boy, me

...£455.60

:: oh dear ::

"don't have to confess anything"... but that .60p bit speaks for itself really doesn't it!

Lawrence!!!

Shame on you......lol

£365.60p though i think i lost count in my head...

190.50!!! I'm a good boy!

(gotta love how it's so obvious where the .50 comes from!!!)

Yay! £605!

What do I win other than an appointment with the STD clinic?

Tomo wrote:Yay! £605!

What do I win other than an appointment with the STD clinic?

you get a free umbrella if you go!

ya dirty b*gger...I'm very proud of you...

Is 605 just all the fines added up? If so has Tomo hit the max score? Actually he didn't get the 10p and the 50p

I might have added them up wrong, but the overwhelming majority were guilty as charged

lol

That's great!

£1010.60p is the maximum fact-nerds...

i think...

greedoniz wrote: Went streaking -- £5

I'll add mine up later, when I've got time, but this one brings back memories lol

A m8 of mine got married a few years ago and they had their evening do at the James Hargeaves Suite at Turf Moor ( home to Burnley Football Club). The room had big glass doors that lead out onto the terraces and down onto the pitch. Well, these doors were open as it was quite hot inside, so me and 3 other m8s decided to sneak down onto the pitch and do a streak .
When we got down onto the pitch, one of my m8s bottled out and the other 2 had a race from the goal-line to the half-way line with their pants wrapped around their ankles. I thought, "bu**er this, I'm not gonna get another chance like this", stripped off COMPLETELY and did a full lap around the pitch with my family jewels proudly flapping in the wind .
Luckily it was nearly dark and no-one spotted me (not that there was anything to spot anyway ).
I wonder how many other people can claim to streaking on their home town's football pitch and getting away with it

Anyway, just so I'm not accused of hijacking this thread - I'll post my total later, when I get time .

£520.60 for me

Lmao Moonbeam.
Mine's less than £50, but I don't know whether to be happy or sad...