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And my fine is...

Postby greedoniz » May 24th, '07, 14:31



This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you
owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your
total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


Smoked pot -- £10
Did acid -- £5
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to
you -- £40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Ever drove and drank -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close
friend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25
Stole something -- £10
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Made a nasty home video -- £15
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in the wild -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
Peed in the pool -- £0.50
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25


To get the ball rolling my fine is..... £350.60

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Postby Rob » May 24th, '07, 14:40

LOL - I feel quite pure, at a measly £280.00 - good boy, me :wink: 8)

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Re: And my fine is...

Postby Lawrence » May 24th, '07, 14:40

...£455.60

:: oh dear ::

"don't have to confess anything"... but that .60p bit speaks for itself really doesn't it!

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Postby greedoniz » May 24th, '07, 14:41

Lawrence!!!

Shame on you......lol

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Postby IAIN » May 24th, '07, 14:46

£365.60p though i think i lost count in my head...

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Postby azraelws6 » May 24th, '07, 14:49

190.50!!! I'm a good boy!

(gotta love how it's so obvious where the .50 comes from!!!) :lol:

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Postby Tomo » May 24th, '07, 14:55

Yay! £605!

What do I win other than an appointment with the STD clinic?

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Postby IAIN » May 24th, '07, 15:13

Tomo wrote:Yay! £605!

What do I win other than an appointment with the STD clinic?


you get a free umbrella if you go!

ya dirty b*gger...I'm very proud of you...

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Postby greedoniz » May 24th, '07, 15:19

Is 605 just all the fines added up? If so has Tomo hit the max score? Actually he didn't get the 10p and the 50p

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Postby Tomo » May 24th, '07, 15:26

I might have added them up wrong, but the overwhelming majority were guilty as charged :oops:

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Postby greedoniz » May 24th, '07, 15:27

lol

That's great!

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Postby IAIN » May 24th, '07, 15:39

£1010.60p is the maximum fact-nerds... :D

i think... :cry: :oops:

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Re: And my fine is...

Postby moonbeam » May 24th, '07, 16:10

greedoniz wrote: Went streaking -- £5


I'll add mine up later, when I've got time, but this one brings back memories lol :oops:

A m8 of mine got married a few years ago and they had their evening do at the James Hargeaves Suite at Turf Moor ( home to Burnley Football Club). The room had big glass doors that lead out onto the terraces and down onto the pitch. Well, these doors were open as it was quite hot inside, so me and 3 other m8s decided to sneak down onto the pitch and do a streak :shock: .
When we got down onto the pitch, one of my m8s bottled out and the other 2 had a race from the goal-line to the half-way line with their pants wrapped around their ankles. I thought, "bu**er this, I'm not gonna get another chance like this", stripped off COMPLETELY and did a full lap around the pitch with my family jewels proudly flapping in the wind :roll: .
Luckily it was nearly dark and no-one spotted me (not that there was anything to spot anyway :? ).
I wonder how many other people can claim to streaking on their home town's football pitch and getting away with it :roll:

Anyway, just so I'm not accused of hijacking this thread - I'll post my total later, when I get time :wink: .

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If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby Lady of Mystery » May 24th, '07, 16:13

£520.60 for me :?

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Postby JackWright » May 24th, '07, 16:15

Lmao Moonbeam.
Mine's less than £50, but I don't know whether to be happy or sad...

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