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stephenmagic wrote:British kids who talk like are gangster rappers from da hood - This also applies to adults like Tim Westwood. Tim.. you are white

not all gangster rappers from the hood are black are they?
if so, we could have a go at the polite, well spoken, listens-to-nora-jones black people for pretending to be white

1. Chavs

2. Goths

3. Chavs that talk really loud on the phone on a bus, no one cares that the stupid bitch kissed your man and you're going to 'bang her out get me?? '

4. Girls who swear.

5. Chavs.

6. trackuits, shellsuits

7. Rockports

8. Sovreign rings

9. People who wear one glove.

10. Chavs

11. Youtube

12. Moody shop assistants

13. People who claim benefits because they can't be *rse to work.

14. Fat people.. Im not talking about genetically challenged people. Im talking about overweight people who complain about being fat, and at the same time are eating big macs and chiken nuggets and gulping down chocolate milkshake. I spoke to a woman yesterday who was complaining about her inability to lose weight despite her best efforts. 1 hour earlier, she was standing at the snack machine, with no less than SIX chocolate bars, 3 packets of crisps.. and was looking for change to purchase more.. That is Disgusting on all levels.

15. Skinny people who complain they are fat.

16. The Saumsung U600 .. best phone my backside. Hate it.

17. Chavs that cant can afford to but crack cocaine and weed but cant but bleeding headphones and play their music loud in public.

18. Smelly old men that come up to you in public wanting to shake your hand, and when you politely refuse they come back with ' Im Italian ' I dont care if you are Moses.. dont touch me!!

19. The guy who gets on my bus and smells like he has mistaken his boxers for a bedpan.

20. Time... goes to bloody quick.

21. Americans on holiday resorts.. We know you are there, you dont have to make yourself heard at 2 in the morning. And I sont care if you work for a company that generates $2.5 billion a year, doesn't make your $24,000 a year job sound any more impressive.

22. Swingers.. why do my wife and I always end up being chatted up by early 30 something couples trying to get it on?

23.Spiders. I try to get along.. and they keep living. The spiders in my house are becoming immune to the bleach I subject them too... what next? Napalm!!

24. Ringing phones. I wish I never had a landline, the sound of a phone rinigng grates on me.

25. Techno music.. unless its by De'vo.. dont play it. I actually will walk up to someone playing techno now an take their earphones out and make them turn down their music, if you can call it that.

26. the number 26, it just doesnt sound right.

27. Musclebound guys. When your veins are on show permanently, you may have gone too far.. I just want to prick them with a pin and see what happens.

28. drugs

29. People on drugs.

30. smoking

31. salespeople who look bored.

32. salespeople who are not bored.

33. Chavs

34. Political correctness

35. People who use politcal correctness to justify racism

36. girls who wear so little they may as well be naked. Less is more.

37. diamond studded teeth.

38. gold/silver tooth caps/

39. The Sun ( the paper )

40. people who moan too much about the state of the world.

41. The state of the world

I think thats all I have right now.

Lawrence wrote:

stephenmagic wrote:British kids who talk like are gangster rappers from da hood - This also applies to adults like Tim Westwood. Tim.. you are white

not all gangster rappers from the hood are black are they?
if so, we could have a go at the polite, well spoken, listens-to-nora-jones black people for pretending to be white

Good point, no offence meant, very sorry!

wow! ID you hate everything

I work in a council estate, and a lot of people who live there are great. However, whenever there is a hint of sun, I will be driving home knackered, and see family after family, sitting outside their house drinking beer and having a right old knees up. The welfare state is an improtant safety net to have, and essential to help people who are down on their luck back to their feet. However, these people have no intention of getting jobs. We pay people to be lazy, and we pay teenage girls to pop out babies. Why can't people do community service for their dole? You know, picking up litter, gardening, making their community a nicer place to be.
Rant over!!!

Because people that live in council estates and claim benefits do so with the intention of not getting jobs. They pop of kids like sneezes and the government pays them stupid money for doing so.

They blatantly dont want to work and will day outright. I see so many people, even people in their 30's walking up and down their street chattng to the next neighbour.

It really grates on me.. I work 10 hours a day and am looking for another job for extra income, plus trying to get into paid magic related work, studying a programming course for a change in career. My wife is doing a Masters Degree at Uni and working part time. if she works over 16 hours, our council tax will go up, so we get penalised for working!!

To add insult to injury, we try claiming working tax benefits to help out, and because I earn what I do.. they offer to pay me £23 a month!! Bloody insult..

Can you believe it? If my wife works just a few extra hours a week, we have to pay an extra few thousand pounds in council tax, but we ask for help becuase we only have one decent income and they offer £23 a month!! I feel like telling them to stick it

The Victorians had the right idea - bring back the workhouse!

Being of the nobility I'm all for a 'Cull On The Commoners'.

Get a job in six months...or else!


As much as I hate fast food places, there are times late at night such as coming back from a show when they are the only places open that sell anything anywhere near food.
The people that work there can't even get the simplest of orders right, they always make mistakes.
As I said to one of them, in one of my more grouchier moments: "You have a bottom of the barrel job and you can't even do that with any competence. What hope is there for you? This is your pinnacle."
The worker nodded forlornly and agreed. Serves her right for giving me a diet coke instead of the nice sugary type.

I'm politically a bit of a lefty, but I really hate it when other so called lefty's (class war and all the BS) think you have sold out for getting anything resembling a 'middle class' job, even if you are doing a job that is worthwhile (e.g. doctor, teacher etc), but think you can be left wing if you don't work. I always presumed 'working class' meant that you actually worked!
Oh yeah, and at the other extreme, it really get on my nerves when idiot bigots who vote BNP (and they usually cant spell it) go on about aasylum seekers scrounging from the state, yet they themselves are on the dole. They moan that they take our jobs, yet cant be arsed to get one for themselves. THey think that getting rid of anyone who isn't 'white' will get rid of drugs, crime etc (when in fact these people are usually the biggest culprits). And they don't see the hilarious absurdity in them proclaiming themselves the superior race!
Damn it...my mum always warned people not to get me talking about politics or religion...

The other thing that irks me is white, middle-class, Guardian reading liberals that think they are the spokesperson for a whole race and choose to get offended on their behalf.
It's far more racist, though less overtly, than self-proclaimed racists.

It's these kind of people that stir up trouble that isn't really there in the first place, bannning christmas etc, and the people they are meant to be 'defending' end up taking all the flak for their ludicrous actions.

The other thing that irks me is white, middle-class, Guardian reading liberals that think they are the spokesperson for a whole race and choose to get offended on their behalf.
It's far more racist, though less overtly, than self-proclaimed racists.

Personally I think it is everyones responsibility to stand up against such things as racism. Though that includes racism from all 'sides'. I've lived in a 'BNP' area, and work in one, and I am offended that such brainless morons are my democratically elected representatives.

pop factor X idiots on ice
TOP TIP :-If you can sing and want to be a pro singer...... get a job as a singer.

Drunk idiots waiting in A&E who make people go through hell while their going through hell allready. If on a friday or saturday night your taking your kid to one of these places, take a couple of bouncers with you. You will fear for your life.
Politicians who say our quality of life is getting better. mmmmm I can't remember bullit proof glass in hospital reception when I was a kid!!!!
Or an eight hour wait. Honestly the bone will have healed by the time we get an x-ray, and why. Not because of the doctors or nurses but because half the population abuse themselves, abuse others and then scream abuse till their seen first, then sue for abuse as they had a hangover the next day and the doctors did nothing for that!!!
Health and safty. If it had stayed how it was half the idiots above would have killed themselves by now. But no... we have to keep them alive long enough to let them breed. And boy do they breed. We are in the age of reverse evolution. In a couple of thousand years we will all be monkeys.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh feel so much better. Thank you

1. Chavs

2. People who complain about stuff purely aiming for you to comfort them and compliment. For example if some ugly female likes one of your friends and your friend don't like her, she constantly talks about how she's fat and ugly and scary in the hope that I will say "No you;re not fat and ugly and scary, you're thin, pretty and appealing. (I have now learned just to agree that the are fat, ugly and scary, taking all the abuse that comes with it )

3. People that buy like a packet of chewing gum at the shop with a credit card.

4. People who go out of there way to be noticed by random's (e.g walking around in a banana costume)

5. PC world employees (I recently handed i my computer in for repair as it was overheating. I explained how it didn't overheat when i used a full size house fan on it to cool it down showing it has to be a hardware problem. Get a phone call the next day saying the computer won't stay on long enough for them to run the health check, i should do a system restore....Idiots

6. Dust

5. PC world employees

We're not all bad

Another one I thought of is people who call themselves eccentric, aren't, but go out of their way to be eccentric. They sort of say "Oooh! I think I'm a bit eccentric and odd! Bloo Blah Bloo Biggle Biggle" With the end bit supposed to back up the claim. That really gets to me.

People who don't use the doorbell. It's there, so use it.

Jehovas Witnesses that come really early in the morning.

People who ring the doorbell early in the morning, wake me up and by the time I get downstairs to open the door they've gone.

ID> Reading through the list, all very entertaining. Got to this-

26. the number 26, it just doesnt sound right.

Sorry, but it's a number thats scratched deep into my head- kind of like my lucky number, I'm not sure, there's definitely something about it.

To me, it's the best number out there. It sounds right, right perfect.

Careful..

Sir_Digby_Chicken_Ceaser wrote:5. PC world employees (I recently handed I my computer in for repair as it was overheating. I explained how it didn't overheat when I used a full size house fan on it to cool it down showing it has to be a hardware problem. Get a phone call the next day saying the computer won't stay on long enough for them to run the health check, I should do a system restore....Idiots

Gary Glitter would agree with you there.

People who don't know that 12am is midnight and 12pm is midday. It ain't that difficult to grasp.