by IAIN » Sep 27th, '07, 23:24
gah...finally, i can tell you what i did to my best mate over the phone about this kinda thing many years ago...
glad your nuts are ok by the way whippersnapper...
yeah, so im on the phone to my mate, about oooh nearly two decades ago (surprisingly they had phones back then) - and he knew i'd been to the docs for a check up...
i told him they found some lumps down below...and there was silence for some moments, and then in an overly cheery voice, my mate pipped up "oh well, you know, i doubt if it will be anything serious eh...and even if it is they can fix it...etc etc"...
i said i had to go back for the test results a week later...a week passed and he phoned me again to ask...
i said "yeah...the results are back...those lumps they found...apparently, they're called..what were they? oh yeah...testicles...2
i got sworn at for a few minutes, and the he saw the funny side...
he did get his own back on my a year later, when he started chef-school...he took a week off, and said i had died in a car-crash so he couldnt come in...he got cards an everything from the people at college...
i look forward to the irony of when i get to Hell, they immediately make my jewels pop off...
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