Possibly my eyes - make them somehow bigger, or take some flesh out of the eyelids. I used to be a cute child with big blue eyes, now whenever I see myself in photos I think I look drunk

And the obvious bit of weight I'd love to shift.
Otherwise I was lucky enough to have an upbringing that made us quite secure in ourselves, so I've never had that many crushing insecurities about the way I look - if it makes that much difference to an onlooker, then they're not the sort of person I want to spend much time with anyway.
I texted in this morning to tell them I thought Kelly looked like a vampire from the recent "I Am Legend" film. They didn't read it out. Then Moyles went on one of those long and boring, "I'm getting angry" rants about Aled, so I turned off. I turned on again for the "Impress Paul Daniels... or I'll shoot you, in the leg!" bit
