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I'm very much afraid that Mistress of Magic is quite correct

Hmm.. You say that as if it's a bad thing .

You've probably heard this before, but for those who haven't, here goes...
The person who makes it, sells it.
The person who buys it, gives it away.
and, The person who uses it, doesn't know they're using it.

What is it?

A coffin!!!!!

Yes, well done. That must have you taken you absolutly ages to figure out?? Right?

coincidently its been going round school today, so its been very much in my mind

Heres two really old ones.

Whats black and white and red all over! (their may be some descrepencies in the wording here.)

and

What goes up the chimeny down but cant go down the chimeny up!

and

what goes, Black,White,Black,White,Black,White,Black,White,Black,White, quickley down a hill.

1) newspaper or embaresed zebra.
2) umbrella.

ok what has four legs then two and finaly three legs troughout its life.

what has eyes but cannot see lives in the ground but dos'nt move, has roots but no family.

a man has a three legged chair / stool but cant sit on it , why.

The stool is realy a poo with three legs?

4 legs 2 legs then 3...chapal race,, dunno why i thought of that.

Eyes but cannot see, speed camera, nearly got caught by one this morning?

Dunno mate, just cant think properly at the min day at college and then work straight after

edited for clarity.

Black and white and red all over?
I thought that was a nun with a spear through her head

since we are finding the sick leval then a bagger in a blender.

lol

nice image.

ok just for the simon drake fans.

what goes green amber red but cant go red amber green?.

a frog in a blender.

what goes, Black,White,Black,White,Black,White,Black,White,Black,White, quickley down a hill.

Could be a nun rolling down a hill.

what has four legs then two and finaly three legs troughout its life.

Man crawling, walking and using a stick. This is the sphinx's riddle.

what has eyes but cannot see lives in the ground but dos'nt move, has roots but no family.

A Potato.

a man has a three legged chair / stool but cant sit on it , why.

Not sure on this one, could be that it should have four legs or it doesn't have a seat, or, getting into the realms of the silly, it is upside down.

What has four wheels and flies?

Wha can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, a bed but never sleeps and a head but never weeps?

No sooner spoken than broken, what is it?

What is lighter than a feather yet no man can hold it for long?

Its a pengiun rolling down a hill.

b and W and R allover Yep a newspaper.

Chimmeney, yep umbarella.

Just updated my introduction, thought the other one was abit brief, warning, ive typed more than i thought!!