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I think I've just lost the will to live....

Two cannibals, eating a clown, one turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Two cannibals eating a man, one turns to the other and says, "Are you having a good time?"
The other replies, " Yeah, I'm having a ball."

two policemen come across an icecream man lying in the gutter next to his van, daed covered in read sauce and sprinkles, one turns to the other and says "I think he topped himself"

A seven-yesr-old and a four-year-old are in their bedroom. "you know what?" says the seven-year-old. "I think its about time we started swearing." The four-year-old nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?"
"OK," agrees the four-year-old with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the seven-year-old what he wants for beakfast. "Oh s**t mum, i guess ill have some coco-pops"
WHACK! He flies out of his chair and across the kitche gets up and runs upstairs crying his eyes out. She looks at the four-year-old and asks with a stern voice: "And what do you want for breakfast young man?"
"I dont know," he blubbers, "but it wont be f***ing coco-pops."

LOL