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how many copies of this magazine 'the crimp' do you have

errrm.....so whats the problem with sadowitz....personaly i think he's the business.....also i kinda dont know how your getting cart blanche to come on and give thye bloke and his book pelters with no rational argument backing it up


Its kinda like me saying " see those cancer drugs they are C**p" (not the best)

"but why craigy tell us"

"well i dont know they just are"

none of my writings are about sadowitz. apart from my review of dr norman nutjobs booklet which i think is bad value for money.

hopkins wrote:none of my writings are about sadowitz. apart from my review of dr norman nutjobs booklet which i think is bad value for money.

and your intro post..unless you've lived some kind of strange, co-incidental life in tandem with jerry...

don't quite understand what your aim is though...apart from people telling you "you're ok"...

do you still keep lots of things in black plastic bags in your flat in camden?

hopkins wrote:none of my writings are about sadowitz. apart from my review of dr norman nutjobs booklet which i think is bad value for money.

no thats simply not true your initial post is an attack on the bloke.......youre very brave behind your computer (and since there seems to be no mods looking at this ridiculous thread)....also a banker.......sorry i always put b wen i mean w

spudgun wrote:(and since there seems to be no mods looking at this ridiculous thread)....also a banker.......sorry i always put b wen i mean w

Oh, but we *are* watching it... highly amusing it is too

no one is hiding behin there computer buddy. there is absolutely nothing i would say on here that i wouldnt say to someones face.
as im not talking about sadowitz though its going to be hard to do that. apart from my review of his booklet which is in my opinion, terrible.
while im over in the uk, if i see this character, wherever he may be, i have no problems saying that to his face whatsoever, it seems like you are the only one hiding now.

The thing is Mr Hopkins as amusing as you may be, you are rattling cages here. Be a man and show your face.

hopkins wrote:no one is hiding behin there computer buddy. there is absolutely nothing i would say on here that i wouldnt say to someones face.
as im not talking about sadowitz though its going to be hard to do that. apart from my review of his booklet which is in my opinion, terrible.
while im over in the uk, if i see this character, wherever he may be, i have no problems saying that to his face whatsoever, it seems like you are the only one hiding now.

ok.....chill......what was wrong with the nut jobs booklet



did arkright wear a top hat........?right sorry ill behave

storm01 wrote:The thing is Mr Hopkins as amusing as you may be, you are rattling cages here. Be a man and show your face.

im now thinking it's Mr sadowitz himself......should we beg him to do a dvd with dave forrestt....see the way i see it either is jerry.....or its just some pie being provocative

so if it is jerry then thank you for writing cards on the table and im a big fan


if you are said pie then......

Arkwright isn't as bad as you're all making out!

According to Wikipedia, Arkwright's hilarious comedy show would have been back on our television - if he hadn't make the SMALL error of posting his penis on his website. Whoops!

Regulars to Arkwright's shop will know he often comes out with clever quips and one liners. He is know for his racist comments, but Arkwright cleverly gets away with this by using IRONY. However, Arkwright - bless him! - doesn't want customers quoting his lines for fear they will be stolen and used by rival shopkeepers to increase their profits.

It is IMPOSSIBLE to get served in Arkwright's shop. because he only sells stuff to trusted people he knows. This is for fear of his goods being shared around the neighbourhood on "torrent sites". So now the only to acquire Arkwright's wares is to pay thousands of pounds for it on Ebay.

Youngsters often visit Arkwright's shop for their sweets, but when they ask the man for his autograph he just tells them to 'F*** off'.

But despite his faults, he's supposedly a "very talented shopkeeper" and, in his own words, "one of the world's best retailers".

Uncle Marvin

PS: You should see Arkwright - he's looking old these days. Grey hair and beer gut.

Uncle merv, you've met Arkwright then. Yes you're right he is old and fat now. He is still as talentless and rude as he's ever been.
Im glad u have met him and arn't tryiing to suck up to him like other people who are trying to win approval from him.
Well done Merv, at last someone who talks sense.

I just wanted to be part of the hilarity.

Welcome to TM, your funny!

Arkwright, as I have mentioned, tells young, aspiring shopkeepers to f*** off when they ask for his autograph.

I think you'll agree that this makes him one of the HARDEST shopkeepers in England. I don't think pseudo-hardmen like Reggie Kray or even Ross Kemp would DARE to tell a child to f*** off.

Funny thing is, if you're bigger than him, Arkwright doesn't tell you to f*** off. No, he is actually very nice to you and recommends Giobbi's Card College.

Despite this, his peers bang on about what a "genius" he is, and how he can be such a nice guy, blah, blah, blah.

Uncle Marv.

PS: When he's not wallowing in anger and misery, Arkwright scours You Tube to make sure no one's uploaded any videos of him.

hopkins wrote:Uncle merv, you've met Arkwright then. Yes you're right he is old and fat now. He is still as talentless and rude as he's ever been.

I am pleased, Hopkins, that there are people like yourself willing to open their eyes and offer an honest critique of Arkwright. You have restored my faith in humanity. Thank you.