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by Mandrake » Sep 10th, '08, 11:47
Not at all although it would probably take us many years to agree on what a 'lovely shade' actually is

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by Marvo Marky » Sep 10th, '08, 13:21
I think TM should have a pink day. Maybe just once a month.
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by The Magic Herring » Sep 10th, '08, 14:13
The world can't end, because we're all in the matrix, therefore this whole thing is just a dream.
None of this is actually happening
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by bmat » Sep 10th, '08, 14:29
I saw 'Voyage to the Center of the Earth' in 3d the other day. I wonder what the 10d glasses will look like when all is said and done.
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by Carl Buck » Sep 10th, '08, 16:12
Well the remote control for my TV has just stopped working!
Coincidence? I don't think so..

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by Lawrence » Sep 10th, '08, 16:16
Carlos75 wrote:Well the remote control for my TV has just stopped working!
Coincidence? I don't think so..

The rain was at a slightly more angular angle today, coincidence?
[it's that bloody "gravitys" fault]
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by DenmarkKilo » Sep 10th, '08, 19:37
Fire alarms went off at work. 200 people filed out to the street to stand around for an hour whilst the fire brigade turned up. We didn't care as we weren't taking calls and we were all distracted by the big red vehicle with the blue flashing lights.
Too many people blamed The Black Hole Machine...
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by Ian The Magic-Ian » Sep 10th, '08, 23:28
Barton: Have you read the Bible, Pete?
Pete: Holy Bible?
Barton: Yeah.
Pete: Yeah, I think so. Anyway, I've heard about it.
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by Ian The Magic-Ian » Sep 10th, '08, 23:57

I'm tempted to move that as my home page.
Barton: Have you read the Bible, Pete?
Pete: Holy Bible?
Barton: Yeah.
Pete: Yeah, I think so. Anyway, I've heard about it.
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by dat8962 » Sep 11th, '08, 18:21
Something strange must have happened - England won!
Member of the Magic Circle & The 2009 British Isles Close-Up Magician of the Year
It's not really an optical illusion - it just looks like one!
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by Mage Tyler » Sep 11th, '08, 22:03
The Magic Herring wrote:http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/
Anyone else see the comment in the HTML source?

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by Tomo » Sep 12th, '08, 10:14
This is strange. I've turned 42.

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by MagicBell » Sep 12th, '08, 16:00
Mage Tyler wrote:The Magic Herring wrote:http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/
Anyone else see the comment in the HTML source?

Yeah.
It even has code with the condition being in the event of the world ending, display "YUP".
How many people did they think would notice that?
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by daleshrimpton » Sep 12th, '08, 16:32
I like the last bit...
<html>
<head>
<style type="text/css">
body {
background-color: #000;
color: #fff;
font-family:arial,helvetica;
font-size:5em;
text-align: center;
}
#main {
margin: 0px auto;
margin-top: 150px;
width: 350px;
text-align:center;
}
</style>
<title>Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="application/atom+xml" title="Recent Entries"
href="go.php?url=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5oYXN0aGVsYXJnZWhhZHJvbmNvbGxpZGVyZGVzdHJveWVkdGhld29ybGR5ZXQuY29tL2F0b20ueG1s" />
</head>
<body>
<div id="main">
<script type="text/javascript">
if (!(typeof worldHasEnded == "undefined")) {
document.write("YUP.");
} else document.write("NOPE.");{}
</script>
<noscript>NOPE.</noscript>
</div>
<script type="text/javascript">
var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." :
"http://www.");
document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost +
"google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));
</script>
<script type="text/javascript">
var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-275043-3");
pageTracker._trackPageview();
</script>
<!-- if the lhc actually destroys the earth & this page isn't yet updated
please email mike@frantic.org to receive a full refund -->
</body>
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