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Postby Ian The Magic-Ian » Oct 27th, '08, 00:39



Palfince wrote:Coming Soon: The Revolution Of All Black Decks

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This is, without a doubt, a deck of playing cards like no other. This deck looks as if someone has taken a deck of Bicycle® 808 Rider Back Playing Cards and left it in a bonfire until it has burnt to black ashes. But although this deck looks as if it has been burnt it handles just like a brand new deck of playing cards.

Every single card is unique and has been hand draw, on a computer, until perfection. Over 6 years of work has gone into this deck, that's over 5 months for each card! The dark, black colours on the cards give them a witch craft and evil look, perfect for any card routine!

The brand new ace of spades looks stunning with the original Bicycle® ace going up in flames. Even the jokers have their bikes set on fire. Of course this deck would not be complete without the three different reveals hidden into the deck. There is a card reveal hidden in the bar code, one of the jokers has the 4S burnt into his shoe and on the 5 of clubs one of the pips has 5C embossed into it. All of these reveals will make any trick a true miracle!

The Burnt Deck is also printed on ultra thick, luxurious, 4mm stock with UV-1000000 finish so your cards will slide like butter. Also included in your box is a double backer for all the card workers out their. This double backer can also be used as a DF'er due to the cards black face and back design. An ad card is also included so you know where to get your new, ultra-cool, awesome, coin in bottle effect from.

Buy Now! Only $14.99 and if you pre order now you'll get 5% off or buy 12 decks and get 10% off!


I don't want to know how much time you spent on that but it was worth it. :lol:

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Postby lozey » Oct 27th, '08, 15:22

Coming Soon....THE ASBO DECK!

Did you ever wish you had a deck of cards that said 'Im a muther######'?

These cards were hand drawn by genuine chavs (thats why they look like a 5yr olds drawing) . Insted of stoopid ol' numbers on the cards, there are pictures of hands holding up a number of fingers. YES- You can COUNT the cards value insted of wasting you time with that useless 'reading' :x thing! Even easier, if you dont want the hastle of counting - you can play 'snap' due to these ultra-cool new designs

Why waste your time with ancient, boring cards. This deck features:

Jacks: As the 'street' heros of today. Complete with cans of stella, switchblade knives and ankle tags
Queens: The street 'hoes' you know and love! Complete with mini skirts, see-through tops and 40 benson and hedges
Kings: The new kings of Bling! Complete with fur coats, 70+ medallions and chains and super-p##ped fuel injected GTI cars. Dont forget the essential Magnum handgun!

Bonus - The jokers now have their own ultra-stylish HOODIES! They also have their own branded Nike trainers, complete with price label (since they just nicked them). These include 2 NEW, COMPLETELY UNTRIED (BUT WE KNOW YOU WILL LOVE) REVELATIONS:

The broken bottle in first jokers hand says 'ASS' on the label (coz we wrent ,like, sure how many 'S' were in 'Spades'
PLUS- The second joker has 'F##k you' written on his baseball cap, just in case you meet someone who CAN ACTUALLY READ and you want to show them who's boss!

Order this AWESOME new 'street' deck for only $40 and we'll send you a PDF instand download of all the magic we've ever ripped off other people , like, EVER! Just don't use your own credit card - steal your moms and then it dont cost you!

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Postby Ian The Magic-Ian » Oct 28th, '08, 03:59

New from some rather dark backgrounded website the....(drum roll and trumpets blast) The brand new Black and white, slightly gray with a chance of blue and purlple, and why not just go for it all it's the rainbow deck. You get every color imaginable in this deck(sizes not included are: red orange yellow green blue indigo and violet )

Now some of you are a little worried about the price after your mom found her credit card bill last week. Well you're in for a suprise. This deck comes free with the purchase of any Coin in Bottle effect plus it's instant download plus, oh yes another plus, any latest vanishing coin we have coming up plus that's instant download, you get all this for $120 and you get your free rainbow deck.plus shipping Plus any downloading, shipping, processing, lunch break and coffee break fees that may apply

Call it the bargain of the year we do so buy today and we'll also throw in the bubble wrap that holds it all together *FREE*. (Standard bubble wrapping charges apply

So Buy Today! You'll be the envy of the magicians and your friends will think it's gimmicked so buy all that is mentioned above and... BOOM your an instant success.Success may vary depends if you buy our "So You Want To Be A Magician series"

(Flashing Lights) *BARGAIN* (More Lights) *BUY NOW*

UPDATE on the RAINBOW DECK♥♦♣♠: This is perfect for UV lights. So when your over at your friends house or on the street, pull out our new handy dandy UV light http://www.acdirect.com/xcart/product.php?productid=1934 Sold by our sponsors and prepare to dazzle your friends with the amazing spectacle of these slightly different looking cards under the UV light.

Now e have a total of $320 for this once* in a lifetime event.




*You'll pay a lot for these cards which say they won't be sold again once they're sold out. Eventually we'll get greedy again and Tell those people who spent $300 dollars on ebay for first editons they wasted their time because there's no way of checking things like these. Cards not to be sold to minors. Some Assembly Required. Batteries not included.

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Postby Demitri » Oct 28th, '08, 19:04

Looks like they've already beaten us to it...


http://badhorsiedesigns.com/ellusion/bicycle-afflicted.html

Just thought I'd have a little fun... and yes - it is a slow work week, and I had a little extra time on my hands.

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Postby FairieSnuff » Oct 28th, '08, 19:32

OMG ....

Demetri wins for sheer effort and originality in my eyes ....

Well done ...

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Postby Palfince » Oct 28th, '08, 19:34

Demitri wrote:Looks like they've already beaten us to it...

http://badhorsiedesigns.com/ellusion/bicycle-afflicted.html

Just thought I'd have a little fun... and yes - it is a slow work week, and I had a little extra time on my hands.


:o

Did you actually design all of that? If so that is amazing...

I'd laugh if they actually used that idea and designed a deck like it.

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Postby queen of clubs » Oct 28th, '08, 20:14

Demitri = Brilliant

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Postby Jobasha » Oct 28th, '08, 20:21

I'd pay for plague doctor jokers. That was my fancy dress for Halloween one year.

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Postby Duplicity » Oct 28th, '08, 20:24

I especially enjoyed the use of the word "douche" by Demetri.

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Postby Palfince » Oct 28th, '08, 22:31

queen of clubs wrote:Demitri = Brilliant


Demitri = Genius

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Postby Rufio » Oct 29th, '08, 11:24

For the Bicycle Afflicted, and as we are impishly poking fun at Ellusionist, you may wanna check out http://www.mallusionist.com/shop/index.html

The deck is no where as funny as Demitri's (and I've no idea what the consequences of clicking Paypal would be) but check out the rest of Mallusionist - it's quite cheeky. It was mentioned ages ago on another forum I think and some guy thought it was actually exposure! The explanation for Stigmata is quite funny. The downloads and online magic are quite amusing too. Quality stuff.

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Oct 29th, '08, 12:03

I think that you've got way too much time on your hands, Demitri. Very funny though :D

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Postby flashman » Oct 29th, '08, 14:37

Fantastic!! Just ordered 2 bricks.... can't wait till they arrive. Wow, I can almost smell them!! This Afflicted deck will, like, totally, improve my magic 110%..

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Postby queen of clubs » Oct 29th, '08, 20:23

OK, I couldn't stop myself jumping on this bandwagon. Here's a little peek into my world...

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Postby Demitri » Oct 29th, '08, 20:47

- In 5 years you can also use them to shave

BRILLIANT!

Oh... do I wish I could buy all of them a deck, today!

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