by pcwells » Aug 11th, '09, 13:21
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee four two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong
Eye have run this poem threw it
am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
Incidentally, I hate people that express their hatred for the people with annoying habits rather than the annoying habits themselves. For example, rather than saying, 'I hate the incorrect use of apostrophes', they might say 'I hate people who use apostrophes incorrectly'. Instead of saying 'I hate it when people leave chewing gum on the undersides of tables', they'd say, 'I hate people that leave their chewing gum on the undersides of tables'. Such people are intolerant pigs. They should be locked in a big mailbag and drowned in manure.