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Please Mandrake...?!

Because I got a total bargain in TK Maxx today (a kitchen knife), the joy of which was totally spoilt by coming back to find a guy slapping a parking ticket on my car. "I'm afraid it's been issued now sir."

Let's hope that when he comes into A&E after someone's given him a kicking in a fit of parking ticket rage, and it's one hour after I was supposed to end my shift, I'm feeling a bit more charitable

Ah, but you must have been parked illegally so the ticket was justified, no?

Was the knife one of those ninja-sharp, Japanese ones? They're excellent and well worth the money, even more so if you got it at a bargain price. My wife buys loads of clothing from TK Maxx and sells it on eBay for a nice profit. I've never understood why people don't just go there themselves instead of getting it off eBay. Probably because it's easier to buy stuff online; they don't have to get off the sofa that way.

It is!

Another reason to be G&S - I've just taken a chunk out of my thumb with my vegetable slicer thing. Hopefully the potatoes dauphinoise I was making with it (to accompany steak) will make it all worthwhile.

bad farlsey! what if, due to your illegal parking an ambulance couldnt park up eh eh eh eh eh?!

for my addition to G&S v2, i would just like to say that i cannot stand harry potter, and do not understand why so many people love him/it...

I know someone who's going to be somewhat green and slimy for a few days until the Tamiflu kicks in. A certain Birmingham mind botherer with very nice glasses.

"Yam got that cowin' burd-flew!"

Where I work, someone on the upstairs floor has been sent home for the Piggy Illness. Weirdly, the callcenter now has a contract for the Swine Flu helpline thing for Englandshire...

IAIN wrote:"Yam got that cowin' burd-flew!"

Yaw needs nuthin' but a cuppa soup ta sort yerself awt!

Ta ra a bit!