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Postby daleshrimpton » Feb 10th, '10, 09:49



Does it always feel like a long day, when your wearing uncomfortable shoes?
These are really pinchy at the moment. :?

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Postby gillows » Feb 10th, '10, 09:58

^ There is some old Chinese proverb (can't remember how it goes) about wearing tight shoes for day so you can look forward to the pleasure of taking them off. Strange people the Chinese.

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Postby daleshrimpton » Feb 10th, '10, 10:03

funny you say that....they were only cheep.. probably made in China :)

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Postby gillows » Feb 10th, '10, 10:08

Or maybe your feet are getting bigger. No bad thing if you know what I mean. :wink:

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Postby daleshrimpton » Feb 10th, '10, 10:21

Lord i hope not...Im a size 11 as it is!

( and what they say isnt true by the way.. Big feet only means big shoes.
And an overwhelming sense of modesty) :wink:

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Postby Ant » Feb 10th, '10, 10:29

gillows wrote:^ There is some old Chinese proverb (can't remember how it goes) about wearing tight shoes for day so you can look forward to the pleasure of taking them off. Strange people the Chinese.


To forget all your other troubles, wear too tight shoes


The principle being the annoying shoes will distract you from your other troubles.

Strange maybe but right an awful lot of the time!

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Postby Mr_Grue » Feb 10th, '10, 11:39

Still, if it stops the days getting shorter...

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Postby Tomo » Feb 10th, '10, 11:41

Wasn't it Einstein who explained relativity by saying that when there's a pretty girl on your lap time flies by, but when you're having your teeth drilled time drags?

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Postby Cassie » Feb 22nd, '10, 02:50

He also said, 'putting your hand on a hot stove for a minute feels like an hour, but spending an hour with a pretty girl feels like a minute.' Or something to that effect... lol

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Postby Farlsborough » Feb 23rd, '10, 00:32

Cassie wrote:He also said, 'putting your hand on a hot stove for a minute feels like an hour, but spending an hour with a pretty girl feels like a minute.' Or something to that effect... lol


Hmm. You've got to wonder how clever a man who keeps his hand on a hot stove for a minute really is...! :lol:

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Postby bananafish » Feb 23rd, '10, 09:45

daleshrimpton wrote:Lord i hope not...Im a size 11 as it is!
Have you ever considered clown shoes? one would hope they don't pinch...

daleshrimpton wrote:and what they say isnt true by the way.. Big feet only means big shoes.

And I always thought that was why clowns always walked around with a big smile on their face.

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Postby Ant » Feb 23rd, '10, 12:12

Tomo wrote:Wasn't it Einstein who explained relativity by saying that when there's a pretty girl on your lap time flies by, but when you're having your teeth drilled time drags?


I thought it was LL Cool J in Deep Blue Sea...

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Postby Barefoot Boy » Feb 23rd, '10, 21:20

Use my philosophy.. The key is to not wear shoes or socks AT ALL! See?

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