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To quote Del Boy "Put your foot down with a firm hand"!

It's probably too late for that now. On Saturday, for Valentine's, we went to Legally Blonde-the Musical...

I was much amused though when I realised that the Savoy theatre is right next door to the Coal Hole and when I mean next door, I mean the dressing rooms would be right next to the back of the aforementioned pub. I spent a lot of the show trying to see if I recognised any of the cast.

You had to look from here, to here. *indicates with hands*

Flash wrote:Mandrake... Is that you? Have you been drinking the night nurse again? We've told you before about that, if you're going to drink it at least save some for us...

Not me squire, Mrs M and I spent yesterday hiking the fields and byways then munching ham and mustard sarnies in a field...... Boy do I know how to romance a lady.....

Mandrake wrote:

Flash wrote:Mandrake... Is that you? Have you been drinking the night nurse again? We've told you before about that, if you're going to drink it at least save some for us...

Not me squire, Mrs M and I spent yesterday hiking the fields and byways then munching ham and mustard sarnies in a field...... Boy do I know how to romance a lady.....

You are a living legend Mandrake!

Mandrake wrote:Mrs M and I spent yesterday hiking the fields and byways then munching ham and mustard sarnies in a field

So tell me. When you said you were taking her "out" for a meal - did she know what to expect?

I may have been a little ambiguous with the truth on that point..... but at least I made the sarnies!

Who was it who said that Valentine's Day is the one time of the year when you can't tell transvestites from other men in underwear shops?

Any road up, sorry to hear about your romantic difficulties Anna. Plenty of other fish in the sea, not all men think with their Gentleman's Area, he doesn't know what he's lost, success is the best form of revenge, etc.

Actually, if revenge is a dish best served cold and revenge is also sweet then surely revenge is a cheesecake. Good for hangovers, too, once you can keep fresh air down.

Tomo wrote:revenge is a cheesecake.

Now Ive heard everything.

IAIN wrote:nope...i have claimed that its sexist...because the guy is expected to put far more effort into that day than women...

Not true, I received a very nice bunch of flowers from my girlfriend yesterday. (I can't expect to get magic props and dvds all the time can I?)

spooneythegoon wrote:

Tomo wrote:revenge is a cheesecake.

Now Ive heard everything.

Yeah, but am I ever unhappy? I just think about a lovely cheesecake.

Quick! Delete this thread and all pretend it never happened when the poor girl comes back to see if it was all just a bad dream.

gillows wrote:Quick! Delete this thread and all pretend it never happened when the poor girl comes back to see if it was all just a bad dream.

No, we should try to make the thread as long as possible but filled with sympathy for the poor girl. It sounds like she had a pretty rough night, not to mention couple of weeks, got a bit drunk and did something a bit silly and it would be a shame to scare her away just because of it.



(oh, balls! I knew seeing that musical was a bad idea. )

lets see if she comes to a TM meet up, that'll scar her for life...

My partrner cheated on me a week and a half ago over xmas and i found out

I have to say, Im befuddled...It's a bit more than a week and a half since christmas.


Did she mean month and a half?