Did you like the "Daily Mail" style headline?
Its quite accurate, though to be fair if anyone deserves benefits for mentally unstable it's me. Anyway... Yesterday I had a talk with my friend Maeve, and Maeve is to me what petrol is to an engine. Basically we sat down and worked out a small carrier plan - how very organised

Basically she said I needed a script so that I could approuch a manager of a restaurant and have something good to say. I tried searching the Cafe, but the relavent topic I was looking for has for some reason been deleted. I would post this question there, but I think most members of the Cafe would rather commit beastiality than actually help me at this point.
So can someone suggest a good place/script/routine to get hired for a restaurant gig?

Tom
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