Van_der_Belt wrote:*shudder* My Lord, if my other half thought for one moment that I couldn't actually read her mind......
Haha - Brilliant!
So my girlfriend wants to learn some magic...
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by Ant » Aug 24th, '10, 21:26
Haha - Brilliant!
"The most important thing is not to stop questioning."
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by Discombobulator » Aug 26th, '10, 09:48
The fundmental problem with partners and magic is that
a) Magic requires that we deceive convincingly
b) (Female) Partners always know when we are lying.
a) Magic requires that we deceive convincingly
b) (Female) Partners always know when we are lying.
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"who? no I dont know him", Derren Brown
"no idea who he is !", Kenton Knepper
"Is he a magician ?", Penn&Teller
"who? no I dont know him", Derren Brown
"no idea who he is !", Kenton Knepper
"Is he a magician ?", Penn&Teller
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My Girl Friend Wants to learn some magic
by Allen Tipton » Aug 26th, '10, 09:57
Discom.
The first thing I have told all my Male students who were getting married was:
The Golden Rule is: You are always wrong! So admit it!
That leads to a long and happy marriage!
Allen Tipton
The first thing I have told all my Male students who were getting married was:
The Golden Rule is: You are always wrong! So admit it!
That leads to a long and happy marriage!
Allen Tipton
Began magic at 9 in 1942. Joined Staffs M.S at 13. Nottm.Guild of M. (8 times President. Prog Director 20years)IBM. Awarded Magician of Month 1980 By Intern. Pres. IBM for reproducing Dante's Sim Sala Bim. Writes Dear Magician column for Abra. Mag.
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by Mustafa Trickatoo » Aug 26th, '10, 16:23
I am 100% in Allen's camp here. Bigamy- one wife too many. Monogamy- same thing. Anyway, you asked for something easy to do but impressive. That just doesn't sit well with me.
To offer the art to someone too lazy to practice, and whom has spent years striving to win awards for standing in a line, is a ridiculous concept.
If she wanted to learn how to do magic, she would, but she just wants to impress people. Tell her to train putting her leg behind her head, and then give her five ping pong balls and tell her to wake the old grey matter up and be creatively imaginative, and if she ever agrees to this, please post it on here, and I would like four tickets, please.
Okay, apologies for the outburst, but there is much truth in my jottings.
To offer the art to someone too lazy to practice, and whom has spent years striving to win awards for standing in a line, is a ridiculous concept.
If she wanted to learn how to do magic, she would, but she just wants to impress people. Tell her to train putting her leg behind her head, and then give her five ping pong balls and tell her to wake the old grey matter up and be creatively imaginative, and if she ever agrees to this, please post it on here, and I would like four tickets, please.
Okay, apologies for the outburst, but there is much truth in my jottings.
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My Girl Friend Wants to learn some magic
by Allen Tipton » Aug 26th, '10, 17:40
My Final word on this subject is:
A very dear magician friend has opened up a number of Magic's Secrets to his last 3, long standing, girl friends.
All 3 have now departed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allen Tipton
A very dear magician friend has opened up a number of Magic's Secrets to his last 3, long standing, girl friends.
All 3 have now departed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allen Tipton
Began magic at 9 in 1942. Joined Staffs M.S at 13. Nottm.Guild of M. (8 times President. Prog Director 20years)IBM. Awarded Magician of Month 1980 By Intern. Pres. IBM for reproducing Dante's Sim Sala Bim. Writes Dear Magician column for Abra. Mag.
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