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by **Happy Toad** » Nov 18th, '03, 16:05

and why is dyslexia so hard to spell?

maybe to give dyslexics a good excuse not to be able to spell it.

by **seige** » Nov 18th, '03, 16:07

Me, cheat???

Come on guys - I'm a graphic artist - nothing's as it seems these days - I bet you all didn't know that Kylie is in fact a 3' bald male midget from Scunthorpe... it's amazing what you can do with a computer these days...

by **Mandrake** » Nov 18th, '03, 16:08

You're OK if you edit immediately but if there's another posting in between, it leaves the track rcord of your edit!

by **Happy Toad** » Nov 18th, '03, 16:10

Ah that makes sense, it's just that you were so hot on my heels

by **nickj** » Nov 18th, '03, 16:10

If a man says something and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If a tree falls in a forest and crushes a mime, does anyone care?

by **Happy Toad** » Nov 18th, '03, 16:10

Crushes a what?

by **nickj** » Nov 18th, '03, 16:12

A mime, you know, those idiots who stand around in the street pretending to be trapped inside a glass box.

by **Happy Toad** » Nov 18th, '03, 16:13

Me, cheat???

Well at least you admitted it :lol:

by **bananafish** » Nov 18th, '03, 16:15

If an aardvark trips in the forest and crushes a lime - is it squashed?

by **Happy Toad** » Nov 18th, '03, 16:20

is an aardvark the cousin of an aadvark?

by **bananafish** » Nov 18th, '03, 16:22

I think you'll find I was correct

<- smug

by **nickj** » Nov 18th, '03, 16:32

Looks like you edited it to me! do you think we are wondering a little off topic here? There were no mentions of aardvarks in the original post!

by **BaBaBoom** » Nov 18th, '03, 18:18

lol

been a bit busy the last few days, glad to see you are all still eating the fungus from the basement.

by **seige** » Nov 18th, '03, 18:26

nickj wrote:A mime, you know, those idiots who stand around in the street pretending to be trapped inside a glass box.

Wrong thread, wrong topic.

Plus the fact, he's out now - and probably enjoying a nice big portion of pie, mash and gravy.

by **nickj** » Nov 19th, '03, 12:02

Ahh, that was it, that must have been the whole point of it! The box was never actually there! Very clever, I have a whole new respect for the man.

I still hold my opinions on mime though!

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