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Wellety wellety wellety, I'm off for some food etc. now so goodnight all and happy fluttering!

Enjoy your food! i am eating a large kebab

So what every one been up to over the weekend. i ve been mainly trying to set me raven up and swearing at it a lot drinking beer and i am addicted to kinder maxi bars. And the day of work too because i was waiting for some bloke to come round to do an electrical saftey test he never appeared thats about it.

I found out from the barmaids in the pub on Saturday afternoon that there was a young man in on Friday night with a deck of cards doing some really rubbish magic. They said I could wipe the floor with him, so I did a few bits in gratitude and shocked one with a bit of thought reading.

On Sunday I spent all day trying to squeeze the last few ideas out of a stripper deck. Tonight I'm doing the same. There must be something I've missed, but after writing the best part of 50 pages I can't think what it is.

And I'm watching M*A*S*H. It's still very funny.

I think I'm probably just going to stay up tonight and take tomorrow morning off to sleep.

Cant help you there Tomo never owned A stripper deck. so your pretty chuffed you taught the wipper snapper a thing or two apart from the above i ve also been researching a way of getting in to handcuff escapes i think its some diffrent just to throw in to my act.

And what version of M A S H the one with trapper john or the latter ones, i didnt like it when alan alder started to direct. My mate did six weeks in iraq in a M A S H type unit.

I am currently working on my play! Bit tricky trying to jig it all around in to something that feels right

Also waiting up for The Bigger Picture - I know, I know, not exactly high-brow but the legendary Danny Wallace is on it .

Markdini wrote:i am addicted to kinder maxi bars.

Happy Hippos do it for me!

All kinder choc is good. Too good. Too good for kids i say do i have another maxi.....

Markdini wrote:so your pretty chuffed you taught the wipper snapper a thing or two

Well, he wasn't there on Saturday afternoon, but I was Actually, I'd like to meet him and see what he's up to. If he's doing bad work, perhaps a bit of tuition would set him on the right track.

Markdini wrote:And what version of M A S H the one with trapper john or the latter ones, i didnt like it when alan alder started to direct. My mate did six weeks in iraq in a M A S H type unit.

It's series 3 part 2, which has Colonel Blake, Frank Burns and Trapper John in it. Trapper nearly left a few episodes ago becasue of an ulcer. There's still a really weak laugh track to this series, which doesn't match up to the jokes

When i was a young lad i had a top cat video and everything TC would say they would laugh on it damn track, "hey TC" laughter....... Thats why programs like the office that dosent have people laughing (i know its spose to be a doc) are waaay better to watch. Anyhow i shall be doing handcuff escapes.

I prefer Kinder Buenos to be honest, but im allergic to nuts so it pretty much makes me ill for about 2 hours if i have one. Gone off chocolate really. I know its sad, but i prefer to chew on an apple or something instead!

Just finished watching I, Robot for about the 6th time on Sky. Anyone else seen it? I really like that kind of film!

Cardza wrote:I am currently working on my play!

Coo, a playwright! There's clever. What's it about?

[quote="trickyricky"]I prefer Kinder Buenos to be honest, but im allergic to nuts so it pretty much makes me ill for about 2 hours if i have one. quote]


nuts to your nut allergy

Old jokes home inmate #94: "I couldn't be a cannibal... not with my nut alergy."

Two cannibals eating some one first one says :
"how do you find it?"
second one "i am having a ball"
first one "slow down your eating too fast"

Two blokes walking down the street.
One winces as he walks.
His mate asks, "Are you okay?"
The first one says, "It's these y-fronts. They're like a small mansion."
"What do you mean?" asks his mate.
"No ballroom..." comes the pained reply.