lol
Never heard of Ralph Waldo Emerson.
I guess bulilding a better mouse trap may be an intresting thing to try. If I ever get stranded on a desert island without a deck of cards then I might consider giving it a go!
And yes, I think mousetraps is right. That's of it's only designed to catch one mouse. If it's designed to catch more than one then it's definatley mice though...
Cardza I think you're right, people do do that.
Farlsborough, thanks for all your good ideas, you have certainly set some ideas rolling round in my head! Also, I'm sure you'll be relieved to know that I was not dreaming of becoming a jewellery/hair bands salesman, but thanks anyway for the advice, it's very useful. And I'm sure it will be a good thing to put on my CV, ASDA here I come....
Speaking of squirrels, I saw this on ebay a few days ago...
it was accompanied by the line 'Taxidermied squirrel, ideal gift for someone who likes squirrels and motorbikes'
Don't know if it sold.