I get asked some interesting questions sometimes when I'm performing. I have a set of things that i usually respond with - but these two were of the cuff:
In response to some mind reading:
Are you like a medium or something?
No - I think I'm more of a large to extra large..
In response to some bent cutlery:
Were you born like this?
Um - no I was quite a bit smaller with a whole lot less hair..
