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Lady of Mystery wrote:I thought you boys were meant to be big and tough? You want to try a bikini line wax, that'll bring tears to your eyes

Fortunately, I'm obviously not as hairy around my bikini line as you, m'dear.

oooo I think that's another shin kick under the table moment

This thread appears to have been hijacked!

As an aside, does anyone know of a good brand of black nail varnish, mine (No 7) keeps peeling off, even if I base coat it, double coat and then seal with clear.

The best thing I can manage is to put a good quality red underneath it and then black on top. Interesting effect when it starts coming off too.

Marvell wrote:This thread appears to have been hijacked!

As an aside, does anyone know of a good brand of black nail varnish, mine (No 7) keeps peeling off, even if I base coat it, double coat and then seal with clear.

The best thing I can manage is to put a good quality red underneath it and then black on top. Interesting effect when it starts coming off too.

bloody goths!

why isn't there much decent green make up? i have to hunt to find it

Marvell wrote:This thread appears to have been hijacked!

2 in one day, I'm on a roll

As for nail varnish, No7 is usually quite good although never worn black. I find varnish can peel off if the nail isn't completely clean before hand.

I have no problem with other colours. I think black is special. Not that I regularly wear any other colour.

Marvell wrote: Not that I regularly wear any other colour.

Really??? I'd have thought that pink would really suit your eyes

Marvell wrote:I have no problem with other colours. I think black is special. Not that I regularly wear any other colour.

Try roughing the nail first with a nail file.

Tomo wrote:

Marvell wrote:I have no problem with other colours. I think black is special. Not that I regularly wear any other colour.

Try roughing the nail first with a nail file.

ha ha, rough and smooth nails! there's got to be something there

I'm waiting for someone to mention a 'Brazilian' but not in terms of nationality.....OK, I'll do it...

George W Bush was sitting in his office when the phone rang and an advisor told him CNN had just reported that four Brazilian Soldiers had been killed in Iraq. 'Jeez, that's terrible' said GW, 'er, exactly how many is a Brazillion?'

Mandrake wrote:I'm waiting for someone to mention a 'Brazilian' but not in terms of nationality.....OK, I'll do it...

George W Bush was sitting in his office when the phone rang and an advisor told him CNN had just reported that four Brazilian Soldiers had been killed in Iraq. 'Jeez, that's terrible' said GW, 'er, exactly how many is a Brazillion?'

Unfortunately, after his announcement yesterday, I can well believe that!

Lawrence wrote:ha ha, rough and smooth nails! there's got to be something there

And here's me already with a backlog of weird magical thoughts to think that seems to have growed like Topsy since Christmas

Lady of Mystery wrote:

Markdini wrote:I once tried to wax my arm I done a little bit and went "!&$%^£!" and wouldnt take the rest of the wax of it was on my arm for ages.

I thought you boys were meant to be big and tough? You want to try a bikini line wax, that'll bring tears to your eyes

i'd love to try and wax a woman's bikini line ...i have a very steady hand...i might ask around the pub tonight...i'll let you know how i get on (from hospital)...

i occasionally get called The Bear, by friends...due to my height and frame and overall hairiness... and i do like to take a dump in forrest-like areas when given the chance...

waxing any part of me would take at least 8 hours, a gas-mask and tongs, and probably all the wax in the world...and i cant use those disposable razors cos one swipe of the old mush and they're blunt...

there you go...living with hair by abraxus...

Mandrake wrote:I'm waiting for someone to mention a 'Brazilian' but not in terms of nationality

I set it up nicely with my bikini line wax comment, nobody took the bait.

Lawrence wrote:ha ha, rough and smooth nails! there's got to be something there

And look, this is the nail you picked!