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a knee in the groin will work quite nicely too

Lady of Mystery wrote:a knee in the groin will work quite nicely too

Not if its a woman... Heres something that will upset some of you, if I got attacked by a woman I would defend my self the same way I would agasint a man. Once the threat has been made gentlemanly conduct is out the window.

Markdini wrote:I would defend my self the same way I would agasint a man

Wow - you'd actually use well constructed and uncontrovertible argument?

..surely if faced with a female robber you'd just tell her she's getting really fat and her shoes dont go with the black 'n white stripey top and swag bag?

Nah I go all Queen Vic.."Get OWT of my PUUB"

abraxus wrote:..surely if faced with a female robber you'd just tell her she's getting really fat and her shoes dont go with the black 'n white stripey top and swag bag?

Naw.. "Have you lost weight. because people cant pull of hoops but you do it wonderfully"

..surely if faced with a female robber you'd just tell her she's getting really fat and her shoes dont go with the black 'n white stripey top and swag bag?

And don't forget that "her bum looks big in that"

greedoniz wrote:

..surely if faced with a female robber you'd just tell her she's getting really fat and her shoes dont go with the black 'n white stripey top and swag bag?

And don't forget that "her bum looks big in that"

You think that'll work, if she only wanted to rob you before, she'll want to murder you now.

..just remind her that there must be some washing up or knitting to be done and she'll calmly thank you for telling her and leave you in peace...

abraxus wrote:..just remind her that there must be some washing up or knitting to be done and she'll calmly thank you for telling her and leave you in peace...

I'm getting quite a bit of use out of that today.

Let me give you all some advice, anyone who's going to Blackpool on the friday, you might want to wear shin pads.

why? are you offering to wash out trousers? how very decent of you Lady of Mystery...

im sure there'll be some takers...i will not be attending, i shall be round your flat having a stern word with your fella

not really, I'm giving a lecture at the Womens Institute..."how to behave like a lady..."