Hey AJ, If you really want to get back at those kids that pick on you. Here's a good prank: Wait outside school in the bushes with a tire iron and when they come by jump out and prank em' good! Prank those stiffly stiffersons until fluid comes out their ears. Good fun, good fun.
No really, here are the best pranks I've every seen done:
Screw the heads off the shower nozzle and put butterscotch lifesavers in. The hot water will melt the candy and cover them in sticky goo. Careful, my friend couldnt contain his laughter at his older brother walking around the house saying "Dude, there's all this sticky c*** (not the best) in my hair." and got a sound beating from his brother.
If you REALLY want to get back at someone. At a house party once, the host of the party started really ragging on the same friend (Man, I miss that guy) infront of some girls he liked, rather then fighting, my friend walked away. Got a can of tuna out of the guys pantry found his bedroom. Used his swiss army knife to open the can and then unscrew the lightswitch plate in the guys room. Put the open can in the space in the wall behind the plate and then screwed the plate back on. I can only image in a week is room would smell like... well, like there was dead fish rotting in the walls and I can't imagine the kid hosting the party or his parents would think to look there so it probably lasted quite a while.
I know this has nothing to do with magic but hey I figured I'd help AJ out. And for the record I take no responsiblity if any of this leads to AJ getting in trouble or beaten up.
