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My dad is a policeman.

He regularly is on 'speed duty' - working to catch people driving too fast.

He's been at the site of accidents where people have pulled from burning reckages, flipped over cars and vehicles about half the size they are supposed to be. Many of them were dead.

Speeders need to be stopped and prosecuted. For the safety of us all.

I lied. My dad is not a police officer. And I actually found the joke quite funny. I'm in a strange mood.

Darrel wrote:I know this an old post, but only just found it.

Brilliant and funny.

You must have waaaaay too much time on your hands trawling through old threads - this thread is 18 months old ish

I gotta agree though - it is quite funny

It worries me that some would use the search and type 'rectum'

stepSeven wrote:It worries me that some would use the search and type 'rectum'

warmerclimate, my dad was in the police for 22 years. It is only a joke.

Darrel wrote:my dad was in the police for 22 years.

That must have been painful