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by **IAIN** » Mar 23rd, '07, 10:53

i think if you're going to fish, at least kill the poor sod and eat it!

imagine being yanked out of your bed by a giant metal hook in your gob, you're measured and weighed, then slung back in bed...huh? what was that?

eat 'em...thats what i say... :twisted:

by **lindz** » Mar 23rd, '07, 11:08

I used to fish about 5 to 10 years back and ive been meaning to start it back up again but I havent got the time these days.

by **Marvell** » Mar 23rd, '07, 11:32

Mostly mackerel, and all of it is eaten, unless it's tiddly, in which case it becomes sea bass bait.

by **Sir_Digby_Chicken_Ceaser** » Mar 23rd, '07, 17:22

abraxus wrote:i think if you're going to fish, at least kill the poor sod and eat it!

imagine being yanked out of your bed by a giant metal hook in your gob, you're measured and weighed, then slung back in bed...huh? what was that?

eat 'em...thats what i say...

Yes ebing eaten is alot betetr than being returned to spawn and make baby fish with the foxy lady fish.... :lol:

by **Matt Charming** » Mar 26th, '07, 05:39

abraxus wrote:i think if you're going to fish, at least kill the poor sod and eat it!

imagine being yanked out of your bed by a giant metal hook in your gob, you're measured and weighed, then slung back in bed...huh? what was that?

eat 'em...thats what i say...

ahahahah you made that sound very painfull it must be and the fish cannot say stop iver so it must have to just go a long with it do the fish have lots of cut from where the hook has been in its mouth in the past must be hard getting the hook it out with out droping the fish if I am right in saying someone told me the fish are very slimy I might be wrong.

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by **Sir_Digby_Chicken_Ceaser** » Mar 26th, '07, 07:30

Mattdini wrote:
abraxus wrote:i think if you're going to fish, at least kill the poor sod and eat it!

imagine being yanked out of your bed by a giant metal hook in your gob, you're measured and weighed, then slung back in bed...huh? what was that?

eat 'em...thats what i say...

ahahahah you made that sound very painfull it must be and the fish cannot say stop iver so it must have to just go a long with it do the fish have lots of cut from where the hook has been in its mouth in the past must be hard getting the hook it out with out droping the fish if I am right in saying someone told me the fish are very slimy I might be wrong.

The hole where the hook as been closes up like a peicing would on a huan but with the amount of fish on comm,ercial fisheries these days a fish would be unlucky to be caught m,ore that 10-20 times in its life,m which isn't very much considering that they can live a good few years. Fish aren't slimy....just very wet lol

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by **greedoniz** » Mar 26th, '07, 13:47

I went fly fishing once

I caught an 8lb bluebottle

:oops:

sorry I couldn't resist. This thread isn't the plaice for a joke of that ilk...

Actually that reminds me of a Billy Connelly story about him showing his son how to fish and his son asks him "Do we get get to kill it when we catch it". Billy Replies "no son, we let it go".
"So why do we catch it in the first place?" His son asked. Billy Replied "To see it panic"

by **Sir_Digby_Chicken_Ceaser** » Mar 26th, '07, 16:23

Meh i'll let you off greendoniz. Nithing wrong with a bit of a giggle, especially when you've been waiting for that joke to come up since the thread was started :lol:

Lol

by **greedoniz** » Mar 27th, '07, 09:43

Meh i'll let you off greendoniz. Nithing wrong with a bit of a giggle, especially when you've been waiting for that joke to come up since the thread was started Lol

I've actually been waiting all my life to find a suitable time to tell that gag. I can now die a happy contented human being.

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